TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

Sometimes I'm funny, but usually I'm just drunk. Joined June 2009

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

2 years ago

Fuck a titty pic, show me that butthole.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

2 years ago

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 6 free gifts again? Our users are our treasures, Temu free gift for y'all! temu.com/s/huhSYbeS5i1F…

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MrBeast @MrBeast

2 years ago

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

2 years ago

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift? temu.com/s/L8UJ2wDSLc10p

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Intel Gaming @IntelGaming

3 years ago

Don’t be shy, tell us your worst gaming habit 👀

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Marko Denic @denicmarko

3 years ago

Learn for free: HTML: html.com CSS: web.dev/learn/css JavaScript: javascript.info React: react-tutorial.app API: rapidapi.com/learn Python: learnpython.org SQL: w3schools.com/sql Git: git-scm.com/book

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🎃👻🧟‍♀️ 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓! 🗣️ SPOOKY SZN IS UPON US, FOLKS! And to celebrate we're GIVING AWAY a SPOOKY #GFUEL FRDIGE every Friday for the next 4 weeks! 😱 Peep the deets on the flyer, follow the rules and good luck! #FanFUELED ❗ 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬: gfuel.com/blogs/giveaway…

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

4 years ago

Why does every @CampbellsChunky taste like bad meat mixed with dumpster juice?

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

4 years ago

So I gained 30 pounds, I am still waiting around to be the next @tenaciousd

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

4 years ago

Hey @BWWings if you are going to have cauliflower wings as an option, maybe don't fry them in beef tallow. My vegetarian wife ordered them, got sick, and looked it up. Not happy. Makes no sense.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

5 years ago

I turn off @WWE whenever Badd Bunny is on. Annoying, man.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

5 years ago

How the hell does #EddieMurphy look so young?

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

5 years ago

I have always wondered how @celinedion packs so much vocal power in such a small frame.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

5 years ago

Damn @tacobell, once your menu changes i am going to stop eating there. You are taking away everything my wife eats, literally. We eat there, no lie, 3 times a week at least. This hurts deep, bro.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

5 years ago

I just found out that @grantimahara has passed and I actually cried a little bit. Mythbusters was a huge part of my childhood, and Grant was a big part of that. Truly a role model. Rest easy.

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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill

6 years ago

Done! #WatchThenRetweet

Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈 @Amy_Siskind

6 years ago

Done! #WatchThenRetweet

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

6 years ago

I'm just happy that we have a government representative name Dick Dangler. @RDangler is the man, btw.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

6 years ago

Some kid gets bullied, video goes viral. Here come all the hot people who are like "I was bullied too, look at me, I need your attention." Please shut up and stop stealing this kids heat.

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TJ Vance @TheImageShatter

6 years ago

I think it's time that #jollyranchers brought back the lemon flavor. It was my favorite and they stole it from me. I haven't bought jolly rancher in years because of it.