Tom Rakauskas @TheMassHacker

I talk about comedy and sports. Not only do my comments represent the views of my business, they represent your company's as well RakauskasRamblings.blogspot.com Massachusetts Joined November 2009

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Boston Common Golf @commongolf

7 months ago

The perfect bag for work, or play, could be yours… All you need to do is RT and follow us to enter! #FrogFrenzy | Official rules: bit.ly/rules-x

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a year ago

Normally I would be fine bullying tech nerds but this feels like it could have “Obama roasting Trump at the Corespondent Dinner” levels of reaping. Nothing motivates like spite.

meep @cockjuring

a year ago

Normally I would be fine bullying tech nerds but this feels like it could have “Obama roasting Trump at the Corespondent Dinner” levels of reaping. Nothing motivates like spite.

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Tom Rakauskas @TheMassHacker

2 years ago

I finished off bottles of shampoo, conditioner and body wash in the same shower this morning. As a planner with OCD, this may be my magnum opus.

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2 years ago

Mass Golf @PlayMassGolf

2 years ago

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2 years ago

The resignation of knowing what he hoped wouldn’t happen was inevitable.

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2 years ago

Seems like people are still hanging around Twitter while also being on Threads. I have signed up for both but while I wait to see which wins out, I have compromised by mostly being on neither.

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2 years ago

Yup, I’m over on the other thing too. Same user name, cause I am unoriginal.

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2 years ago

Go Irish!

PGA TOUR Americas @PGATOURAmericas

2 years ago

Go Irish!

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Days like today are pretty much the only reason I still subscribe to this hellscape of an app.

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2 years ago

For the record, this has been an all-time Golf Twitter day. No matter what happens from here, all of you should take a bow.

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2 years ago

Jay Monahan is showing what would have happened in the Godfather II if Fredo had taken over.

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2 years ago

Wow, Jay really hated being Commissioner, huh?

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deepfriedegg @deep_fried_egg

2 years ago

Did we grow the game

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Tom Rakauskas @TheMassHacker

2 years ago

Back from Bandon and now legally required to give my rankings: 1. Old Mac 1A. Pac Dunes 3. Bandon Trails 4. Bandon Dunes 5. Sheep Ranch

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2 years ago

Say what you want about golfers but 60 of us boarded this flight to Bandon in about 10 minutes. We get stuff done when you dangle golf in front of us.

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2 years ago

Decent.

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2 years ago

Me to wife: “I know I’m not going to be home next week, but don’t feel like you have to wait for me to watch the next Ted Lasso.” Her: “Oh, I never had any intention of waiting.”

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2 years ago

Me to 5 year old: You know, this golf course we’re going to is where mommy and daddy had their wedding. 5 year old, after a minute of deep contemplation: I’ll bring my weed whacker.

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ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo

3 years ago

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ I never delete apps. The Masters ┻┳| •.•) app is in my phone year-round. ┳┻|⊂ﾉ I think I still have Pokémon Go. ┻┳|