Abby @TheMazeLibrary

Mean evil meatball with eyestalks. Wordsmith weaving chaos into magic, welcoming you with an unsettling smile into the library at the center of the maze. Space Joined January 2023

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

10 hours ago

You cover your body with clothes in shame, knowing humans are ugly. We can't all be round, fleshy, have many eyes, and be as good-looking as me.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

24 hours ago

I don't want to be your friend or have friends. Why do people act like it's a good thing? We know it's not.

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We need ground rules for a goblin-filled tower that doesn't collapse. If you envy another goblin's outfit or face paint, don't fight. Work at the Goblin Cafe until you can buy the same. We call that winning the Charlie Chaplin contest against Charlie Chaplin.

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Tali Shammas is ✨AGENTED ✨ @talishammas

4 days ago

don’t trust your 2 a.m. brain when it swears you’ll remember that brilliant book idea. you won't. write that shit down.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 days ago

You want to tell me what's wrong with my kind. I'm clearly the first you've met. So, shut up or let me be the last.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

4 days ago

M. Wiseman was sick and couldn't keep up with the crew. So he infected everyone, and slowed them down. He happily faced no prejudice for his illness on the day the boat crashed on a rock. He kept pushing other people down to try to save himself from drowning. M. Wiseman...

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

5 days ago

You know the moment in a horror movie when you can't watch anymore, so you look away, cover your eyes, or stop the tape. I just experienced that while watching a documentary about you filthy humans.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

5 days ago

A Category 5 storm is approaching. You see people without a car or gas who will die without help. You can fit in your mother's car. Do you give your car to strangers or let them die?

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

6 days ago

I like comics because insensitive people with power can be tracked and killed as villains, and nobody cares that it's illegal.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

6 days ago

You see me as a monster because you project onto me everything in you that you find bad and scary.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

a week ago

It's the last time I'll joke about the Wendigo. Lesson learned.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

a week ago

Sunny but still raining.

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knome the increasingly unhinged. @knometheinsane

2 weeks ago

@TheMazeLibrary There r better ways to channel emotions. Books. Violence. Serial killing. Painting.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 weeks ago

For those who missed having decent parents growing up: TV offers outlets to channel your emotions. What's on TV should stay on TV.

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KayBear @Kaybearmomma

2 weeks ago

human revolution isn't making the brain goblin happy

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 weeks ago

I thought you were lost, but you're in the maze. I heard whispers from a trap, then behind a dead-end wall. Here you are, old friend. That voice that made me laugh in my saddest moments, I'd recognize anywhere. Run, hide, I don't mind; if you return someday, it'll be fine.

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 weeks ago

Who has ever brought their aggressors to court and received justice?

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

2 weeks ago

It's not true that acting like a brute leads nowhere. It can lead to the police station in a colorful car that goes "pim-pom."

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Abby @TheMazeLibrary

3 weeks ago

🐱I call it an audio-olfacto-visual screen. You can hear, smell, and see outside, but you can't touch it. 👾It's a mosquito net. 🐱Mosquitoes are unrelated to this issue.