Men's Humor @TheMensHumor
Humor Tailored for Men Joined February 2011-
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IMAGINE: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer... someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up.
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RT if you start school tomorrow. Fav If you want one more week of summer.
Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull
FUCK HOME SCHOOL, FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL, FUCK MY SCHOOL, FUCK YO SCHOOL, FUCK DOG SCHOOL, FUCK MRS. PUFF BOATING SHCOOL, FUCK SCHOOL.
I swear the last 1% of battery lasts longer than the other 99%
Me being rude: Shut the f*ck up. Me being polite: Please shut the f*ck up.
Money can't buy you happiness.. But I much rather cry in a mansion. ¯\(ツ)/¯
When you have homework to do.. Before: Take out pen and start doing. Now: let me tweet about it first! *Tweet: Gonna do homework now*
I don’t have an attitude problem. If you have a problem with my attitude, that’s your problem, not mine.
Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying: "I'm Pregnant"
I hate smart ass teachers.Me: Can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: I don't know, can you?Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.
How it should be: M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday
If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china
If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons
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802 Followers 5K Following Fate whispers to the warrior “ You can’t withstand the storm “. The warrior whispers back “ I am the storm”.
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126 Followers 212 Following “Thinking is Your Greatest Limitation | Design a Life You Love. Ask me Stuff; Maybe I can Help!
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344 Followers 289 Following easy n’ breezy, just lumbering around. Try a little act of kindness
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