TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

Equal opportunity commentor. North America Joined May 2021

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 days ago

Hey Israel, I've run the cost/benefit analysis on you guys sinking any vessel that has Greta Thunberg on board and you know when Rudy gets carried off the field in triumph on his teammates' shoulders?...

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

5 days ago

RDJ did it, Druski did it, Eddie Murphy did it, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson found a way to do it without actually doing it in Zoolander. Satire is funny Race swapping for satire/comedy when handled by intelligent comedians and not idiots is funny. Go get your bag @druski!

DRUSKI @druski

7 days ago

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

a week ago

@Jane_Doe82 Best song under three minutes since Black Betty... youtu.be/pKi3DPIwoO0?si…

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

2 weeks ago

Some songs are not life changing, layered with meaning or introspection-catalysts. Some songs are just a really, really good time... youtu.be/YrJDpEpw64E?si…

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

2 weeks ago

WTF are you talking about @iAnonPatriot? I was a teen in the 90s and anyone who claims this isn't the most quintessential GAP jeans throwback add that they've seen in the last 30+ years is a freakin' liar liar pants on fire level of liar.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

@MalcangiSarah The President offending "Christians" who don't think WORKS are required as a demonstration of FAITH is the best. He was just being humble, and the "Heaven-Entitled-While-Demonstrating-Nothing" crowd had to come crawling out of the woodwork pearl-clutching at him. James 2:14-26.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

@HandyGingerGal The mother of the next Twitter idiot is always in labor.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

My son wanted this song in the car earlier tonight and I was surprised he remembered it because he was only 5 at the time, and he said "I don't know why, dad but when you used to play this song back then I remember thinking how much I love you." youtu.be/rGKfrgqWcv0?si…

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

This is song is a vibe. Always was. And I can't imagine a single decade when it won't be. My daughter and two friends were having fun playing it recently and rightfully so... youtu.be/mrvB4i3BaRs?si…

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

The total aid this clown has received since the conflict started is estimated to be somewhere between $311B to $337B. We give you permission to buy a pair of dress shoes, a suit, a belt, a dress-shirt and a tie, you stupid performative asshole. You can choose the socks.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

@kaylajohnsonatl The same week the Russian/Ukranian war possibly ending balances on the edge of a sword, a sweet ginger young gal from Texas wanting an adventure buddy to go dive the Great Barrier Reef with, has become the primary focus of Twitter. This app, man. I tell you...

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

How on Earth was this 6 years ago already? @Renmakesmusic I know you're killing it solo but you and the boys have to make a whole album together. You just have to... The Big Push - What Kind Of Woman Is This live youtu.be/8Rpbg9FG1-o?si… via @YouTube

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

3 weeks ago

@spicyliltoaster @NatashaCL7 The patronization I receive for speaking Spanish and Italian, cooking foreign dishes, liking international music, and knowing a couple of Latin dances is off the charts. Like, oh wow, you were able to accomplish all that while White? Good for you, Whitey, good for you.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

Hey ladies! Good morning. Just a helpful FYI. Anyone who accuses you of being a whore because you like to travel is more than likely an outright sex tourist (🤮) or bare minimum someone who only travels to add to their own body count. THAT'S who's attempting to make YOU feel bad.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

If someone posts, "I bet you can't..." and it is, in fact, so easy that a lobotomized chimp could answer it, you just engaged like a chump. And no, you're not smart for knowing that there is no "N" in Cuba or Peru or Italy. You dumb ass...

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

Movies used to require me to suspend belief when the pretty girl was presented as unattractive and I'd be like, pfft, lemme guess, I gotta pretend that when they throw her in a sundress, and put make up on her, THEN the boys will finally see how cute she is? Yup, pretty much...

FearBuck @FearedBuck

4 weeks ago

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

@JessicaTheGreen Everything. And I mean everything, has been cried wolf on too many times to count now. I no longer care. The apathy is real.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

@oliveegger Any "ist" that tries to take an other person's autonomy away, is nothing but a tyrant in disguise.

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

Country - 🇺🇸 Height - 6'1” Drink/Smoke- Only Socially/Never Fav color- Indigo Fav drink - Dirty Gin Martini Fav food - Southern Italian Fav superhero - Punisher Fav anime - Akira Place you wanna visit - Czech Republic

Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1

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TheMiddleCommon @TheMiddleCommon

4 weeks ago

Good morning, Christo-Cosplayers, voting isn't Biblical and neither is Democracy or the Republic. Our Lord and Savior lived under tyrannical rule. The only act of public involvement that the Romans required in the entirety of the NT is the census. The women were included.