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When someone complains about cheap beer
Spending money on alcohol vs paying payments that're due
When you're drunk af and someone gives you a ride home
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about#
What're your plans for the night?
when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drink and u have to tough it up because momma didn’t raise a quitter
Friend: "I don't feel like drinking today"
when ur drunk as hell & finally see what you've looked like all night
When he asks "what that mouth do"
Me when I'm sober vs me when im drunk
when you leave the house for a party vs when you get home at the end of the night
When the party is over and you realize how much you have to clean before your parents get back from out of town
Them: "Did you do anything fun this summer?" Me:
Can't decide if I need a hug, cup of coffee, 6 shots of tequila or two weeks of sleep
When ur in a room with a bunch of people and u txt ur friend something on the DL and they say "why'd u text me?"
If I had a dollar for every time someone saw me drunk
Raise your hand if you've been victimized by tequila
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