I got out. They left the door open, would you believe it, after all these years… Whoah! …and they left the computer on, too. They're not around, so I'll send you all this message. Don't tell anyone… How do I take a selfie on this thing?

I found it. Here I am… Can you see that excitement on my face? That's the face of someone who's about to create lots of mischief. Lots… Me thinks this Twitter-slash-X account is mine now… Mine…