Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

Aspiring Rad Tech || This is like, my 3rd Twitter account but we just vibin' || If ya hit me wit dat she/her, they/them bs you gettin' blocked Joined December 2019

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

I hate how everytime I'm invited to a Christmas party I'm always greeted by an ooze that spills out of my nose forming into the image of Ba'al, yelling at all the guests that their choice of Michael bublè holiday songs are trash before dragging someone into the bowels of hell.

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

Me: yo how much does this $10 hmdi cord cost Best Buy: $80

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

Well after a series of falls due to ice, I may actually need serious medical attention and possibly surgery. So....thanks #sodak you're a fucking turd falafel ya dumb bitch.

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

I lowkey want all them fellers from Ancient Aliens to duke it out in a free-for-all battle royale down in Machu-Pichu. Maybe that will appease the old gods and we can finally see them aliens

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

Watching The Mandalorian (first time), Episode 4. Yo. Winta's mother needs to chill. Man isn't even in village for a day and she already tryna tap that. #TheMandolorian

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Jordan Risager @TheRADestTech

6 years ago

Apparently, the corporate goons at Verizon hath blessed me with a year of free Disney Plus. As much as I dislike Monopolistic corporations like Disney, I'm down for a Mandalorian marathon, heck ya buddy