The Raisin @TheRaisinFresno
The Raisin is a satirical news site primarily covering Fresno and the surrounding areas. theraisinfresno.com Fresno, CA Joined May 2018-
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Valley residents to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth in front of Fresno's British Embassy today.
BREAKING: Garry Bredefeld is a little fascist bitch.
"We are increasing our security efforts at the mall to ensure the safety of all of our guests."-Sally Williams, Spokesperson for Fashion Fair Shopping Center
The City of Fresno will become an NFT, Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) in talks with the mayor about purchasing Fresno.
BREAKING: @daryrezvani and Grimes split. "He was just too into his cards," Grimes said through publicist.
Facing rent increases? Eviction? No problem the @CityofFresno has your back.
BREAKING: City of Fresno employee fired for losing $400,000 to a phishing scam.
BREAKING: Adventure Church hires Kyle Rittenhouse as new youth pastor
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BREAKING: Another fight breaks out at the The Big Fresno Fair, 105 injured and 8 missing
BREAKING: Students baffled by Fresno's mayor visit. Remarking "why is this old white dude here" or "is he allowed to visit a high school because...you know."
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg is desperately trying to reach @BitwiseInd CEO @irms for help to get Facebook and Instagram back online.
BREAKING: Fresno Police Department's new recruitment video drops, retweet to support our brave men and women
BREAKING: Fresno Fairgrounds bringing a new fun attraction, residents are invited to sign up
BREAKING: The @FresnoGrizzlies tell the City of Santa Barbara that their tacos "suck" and taste like "trash," and that Fresno tacos are THE BEST during press conference today. @SantaBarbara @SBCity
BREAKING: President and CEO of Granville Homes, Darius Assemi, seeking Manchurian candidates to run for school board.
BREAKING: Local crypto enthusiasts, Dary Rezvani, spotted with Grimes at Urban Outfitters in River Park. Elon Musk is heartbroken.
BREAKING: AOC’s Met Gala dress found at Neighborhood Thrift in Tower
Miguel Arias @MiguelArias_D3
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Matthew Woodward (He/.. @mmwpro63
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Tyler Maxwell @Maxwell4Fresno
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Cres @cres_guez
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Lourin Hubbard @LourinHubbard
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Dan Zack @plannerdanzack
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Fresno2Minneapolis @SFGlobeTrekker
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Mike Seay @thefresnan
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Mariah Thompson (she/.. @_mcthompson
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Esmeralda Soria @Esmeralda_Soria
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David Taub @TaubGVWire
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Ash💋 @mz_akalei
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Central Valley Crypto.. @CVCryptoClub
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SONTAYA ROSE @SontayaRose
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LethargicItalianBlowf.. @buttstuff696969
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Meche (메르세데�.. @lil_xicanita
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Ruben Regalado @holymoly67
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Julia Fischer @mommy2gracie
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Lawrence Castanon @LawrenceCFresno
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Austin @funcyChaos
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Joe @WestAveTulare
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George Saul @GeorgeSaul9
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Martha Zarate @MarthaZarate12
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ABC30 Fresno @ABC30
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Fresno State Football @FresnoStateFB
105K Followers 279 Following The official Twitter account of the Fresno State Football Team // FOUR✖ @MountainWest Champs. 110 NFL Draft picks, 117 All-Americans #GoDogs
Corin Hoggard @corinhoggard
10K Followers 2K Following Husband. #GirlDad. @Fox9. Major crush on Minneapolis. @HonorsCollegeUH grad. @UHCougarMBK, @Yankees fan. He/Him. Man of La Mancha. Email: [email protected]
Miguel Arias @MiguelArias_D3
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brianna vaccari (she/.. @brianna_vaccari
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Bethany Clough @BethanyClough
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City of Fresno @CityofFresno
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Cres @cres_guez
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Dan Zack @plannerdanzack
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Jim Boren @jboren4507
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Mike Seay @thefresnan
6K Followers 5K Following Fresno has TWO Arby’s and that’s pretty cool. Blogger till I die. Podcaster too. Subscribe to my Fresno propaganda writing: https://t.co/z06ld96Wb8
Esmeralda Soria @Esmeralda_Soria
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David Taub @TaubGVWire
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Fresno-ist @fresnoist
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Mike Karbassi @kmkarbassi
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Clara @clarakliss
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Christina Tetreault @cetetreault
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Troy Pope @troycpope
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NLG_CentralValley @NLG_CV
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Daren A. Miller @votedarenmiller
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Aida S. Macedo @missaidamacedo
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Poppy Davis @PoppyDavis
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Arsenio Mataka @arseniomataka
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Kate White @kwhitetod
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Tony Dang @walk_sign
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Jeanie Ward-Waller @jeanww
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Gus Jr @Gus_jr88
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Kevin Hamilton @kevoman1
448 Followers 605 Following Passionate, driven, independent advocate for equity. Healthy people+healthy homes=healthy communities, Healthy communities=healthy economy!
Caroline Farrell (she.. @cfarrell5623
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🥀Pedro Hernández�.. @Soypedroh4
1K Followers 2K Following Cultivating an online alter ego just as my ancestors wildly dreamed🥀
Nikita Daryanani @NikitaDaryanani
267 Followers 532 Following Environmental justice advocate & recovering grad student. Big fan of equality, people, the planet, lists, & the Oxford comma. she/her
Kaylon Hammond @KaylonHammond
140 Followers 185 Following my grandmother asked me if I am an activist
Leslie Martinez @Lesamartinez_
666 Followers 874 Following don’t get me started | valley girl | she/her/ella | @lcjanda community engagement | these garbage tweets are mine |
Veva Islas, Board Mem.. @VoteVeva
659 Followers 2K Following Elected to Fresno Unified School District - Area 4 (McLane).
Ash 🦩 @ashcoolier
345 Followers 122 Following married life. cat borrower. too bougie for my own good. consistently in chaos mode. war eagle 🦅
Denny Boyles @PGE_Denny
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Gary Funk @funkyfresno
554 Followers 796 Following Wearing a mask. Sliding down the pica pole of life. Many hats, many thoughts, much to look forward to, much to remember. Paying attention. Visual journalist.
ASI - Fresno State @FresnoStateASI
4K Followers 2K Following We are the voice of Fresno State students & the official student government! Want to join us in protecting student rights? DM us!
Tom Uribes @TomUribes
2K Followers 5K Following @cvhec_ media. Retired @Fresno_State PIO. #GoDogs #SFGiants #Warriors #49ers Son/WWII USArmy #patriot. Pic: SangerAMVETS bilingual Color Guard c1952 #FreePress
Richter Center @RichterCenter
860 Followers 147 Following The Richter Center for Community Engagement & Service-Learning @ Fresno State: enriching education & improving community through service & learning.
The Fresno State Coll.. @TheCollegian
5K Followers 914 Following Est. 1922 | Operated and funded by students | Follow us for breaking news and developments from Fresno State and its community
Fresno State ASB @fresnostateasb
540 Followers 311 Following ASB gives students the opportunity to have fun and give back to the community during Spring Break! ☀️#ASBethechange RSVP link https://t.co/vOKPBLRwrz
PapaDock @PapaDock1961
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kylee☀️ @sunkittn
226 Followers 286 Following you know the vibes, steady trying to spread that positivity✨
Tower District 🌹 @Tower_District
4K Followers 486 Following we keep it real. use #towerdistrict for retweets.
Central High School @centralgrizzly
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Roqacconie @brodiemash
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Tony Persons @papaT433
934 Followers 1K Following I am a poet artist teacher husband dad...not in that order.
Barry Falke @bfalke
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Maybe next year
BREAKING: Jesus is no show at the Fresno Clovis Prayer Breakfast event.
BREAKING: Biden picks @GarryBredefeld to lead U.S. Space force, will be sent on a one way trip to Mars for "science purposes"
Fresno's 'Mr. Tea' : The Man Behind Punchy Political Feed Finally Revealed gvwire.com/2021/03/09/fre… via @GVWire
@InlandFndtnCEO @TheRaisinFresno @Fresyas @daryrezvani @missaidamacedo @surgecortes @dave_paredes @gregorybarfield @KendraStaub @Lesamartinez_ @emilyfresno @jewelhurtado_ You’re right. @InlandFndtnCEO for Secty of State!
@cres_guez @TheRaisinFresno @FresnoBee Working on it
Momma I made it :’) Honestly what a dream job though 💚
BREAKING: Biden announces cabinet. State: @Fresyas Defense: @daryrezvani Treasury: @AshleyCVCF Justice: @missaidamacedo DHS: @surgecortes Energy: @dave_paredes Transport: @gregorybarfield Interior: @KendraStaub AG: @Lesamartinez_ Labor: @emilyfresno UN: @jewelhurtado_
Texas native, Central Valley transplant. But I will humbly serve and represent 😆
BREAKING: @JoeBiden picks Central Valley native @acrowellsoci as HUD secretary.
@IsaacRGudino me reading this
@TheRaisinFresno @FresnoBee @LCJandA I’ve always wanted a scooter 🤔
@TheRaisinFresno @BriannaCalix @TheFresnoTea
@BriannaCalix @TheFresnoTea @TheRaisinFresno I know them, they’re awesome.
@TheRaisinFresno Oh my raisin babies...I believe they renamed themselves "Clovid Unified"
I wish my new @FresnoCountyCA BOS Representative, Brian Pacheco, had a Twitter and made himself more available to his constituents. Talk about accessibility 😓
@YeniferGMejia @FresnoCountyCA I don’t recommend it, as there seems to be very little productive work occurring on Twitter. I recommend you call him as I have found him to be extemely responsive. Ps. Twitter does offer some entertainment with @TheRaisinFresno and @DevinCow 🤣
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