Jake Newman @TheRealKeypilot
boy howdy. Self proclaimed writer of things. 🍁🔥💨 I do activities including living and breathing. I used to RP here, but those days are behind me. 💩 Michigan, USA Joined October 2016-
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aye these old people smell like their hand soap Fr. Do they use it as perfume too?
Work was work. Carpets hold a surprising amount of hair. gross.
I’m thinking of using this as a personal Twitter, instead of what it used to be used for. I’m never really that active on any platform, so. That may be the case here. But it’s updated now. :)
-Expects kys answers- -Gets Ye answers instead- a m I c a r e d a b o u t ? ? Lil' ol' edgy me? ^///^
*Starts making a post about to vent about shitty life* *stops and goes back to playing video games*
I'm not around on Twitter is because I feel like Bri was the bridge to the community. People only interacted with me with her.
It was longer than three days. I was severely depressed for three days. Then it toned down a bit.
"Lawrence, I would honestly be happy if someone came to school tomorrow and told me you killed yourself." ... "Oh, okay. :^)"
I just deleted every photo on my phone. HOLYTHREEGIGABYTES.
A girl was talking to me at lunch. "When I broke up with him, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders." Jeez. The guy would cry at that.
Today is going to suck... Happy Valentine's Day..
Stretch, are ya serious about makin' your characters suffer? I never have these feelings-- My characters are my babs.
Ty antonio. That fixed my black-penis inflicted mental damage.
DAMNIT @BiggestRussian I WAS THINKING THAT WAS A LEGIT THINK AND INSTEAD I GOT A BLACK PENIS.

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10 Followers 31 Following Hi I'm a self taught #artist just trying to get better! |TN|18|♎ 🍃 #Stoner friendly🍃 🌈 #Bisexual🌈 ⭐🔮witchy vibes🔮⭐
batmanwuaruso @batmanwuaruso
7 Followers 11 Following
🔥🇨🇳 Da�... @BassistPyro
152 Followers 482 Following Panromantic bassist, pyro for RED | Char is 19 years old | Brews and sells her own special vodka | Pfp updated by @AyGoodCall #Aᴛᴏᴍɪᴄᴀ
Sans @sexy_sanss
42 Followers 160 Following "Heheh, heya kiddo!" Here because im lonely and bored, #single
TentaSpy @Tentaspy_
62 Followers 198 Following Land form: SFW. Grumpy and cute. Essentially a Chibi.|Sea form: A giant. Very nsfw. Please do stay away|Both are #Single. Have fun!|I'm sure they will~|Oh my..|
(Red spy) Alphonse @saharan_spook
90 Followers 260 Following "Oh please just stay down" New spy for the red team . Loadout: Y.E.R ,l'etranger , Dead ringer. #TF2RP #Manu
Halo Scoop @Haloscoop
54K Followers 22K Following Your premier Halo twitter page. Follow us for all the latest scoop on H5 and Halo. Previously known as @halo4scoop and @halo5_scoop.![💥Ah don' think they saw that one comin'!💥[Takes his job (and everything else) seriously. Prefers wine to whiskey. Shh....]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/823258620599107591/ptwJaTwY.jpg)
Erskine Ferguson @OneErrantTwitch
61 Followers 62 Following 💥Ah don' think they saw that one comin'!💥[Takes his job (and everything else) seriously. Prefers wine to whiskey. Shh....]
Brutalight Sparcake @SparcakeB
124 Followers 188 Following Hi I'm Brutalight Sparcake! I used to be Twilight. The leader of The Elements Of Insanity! I feel *breathes* I feel so alive hehehaha! Daughter:@livermanza0917
Barlow A. Raedwolf @GivingZheHeals
80 Followers 73 Following 'Ja, I can heal you. Stop moving so I can do it!' A classier Medic who specializes in killing his teammates when they get too annoying. Free to proxy
Benedikt @Uber_Russian
62 Followers 121 Following Elder Heavy , working for the RED team , Robotic arm , Enjoys a good glass of vodka and a cuban cigar. TF2RP![[The oldest of eight annoying brothers] ɢʀᴀss ɢʀᴏᴡs, ʙɪʀᴅs ғʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴀ ɪ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. ʀᴇᴅ sᴄᴏᴜᴛ 【ʀᴘ/ɢᴀʏ/ᴅᴇs/18+】《ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ sᴛʏʟᴇ》](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/831509110201937920/ia6VUIC7.jpg)
♛ ᴛᴇʀʀᴇɴ�... @SpeedingBullet_
50 Followers 58 Following [The oldest of eight annoying brothers] ɢʀᴀss ɢʀᴏᴡs, ʙɪʀᴅs ғʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴀ ɪ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. ʀᴇᴅ sᴄᴏᴜᴛ 【ʀᴘ/ɢᴀʏ/ᴅᴇs/18+】《ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ sᴛʏʟᴇ》
Funny Tweets @JustPureComedy
7 Followers 9 Following Yep, it's another humor account. Turn on notifications so you'll never miss a laugh! I own no content posted unless a watermark is added.
Jeremiah Williams @jmiah5770
70 Followers 200 Following Child of God · Blessed with Family · Musician
SuperCoco @supercocoapp
916 Followers 955 Following A fun, social and amazingly effective way to learn Spanish.
Maxwell Edwards @RocketWaltz
74 Followers 69 Following ✪ 〝ᴍᴀɢɢᴏᴛs〞A rocket jumping Soldier who also knows how to Waltz ﹝ʀᴇᴅ/ʙʟᴜ﹞【ʀᴘ】 •#Slate• ✪
Long john silver @Level_Prince
67 Followers 290 Following Im a cook part time for anyone who hires me, and a pirate when i aint at da stove lads and lassies #single Ships: anyone Silver is bi 16+ Writer is taken
AntiWARFSTACHE @Rebelshy42
180 Followers 536 Following I have nowhere to go... Anti and wilford have seemed to fused![*muffled scream* [BLU pyro] [Shouts alot. not that you could understand him]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/846772643504312322/dYtsrrTt.jpg)
Tucker DiKins @Pyro_Of_BLU
57 Followers 97 Following *muffled scream* [BLU pyro] [Shouts alot. not that you could understand him]
Patriccia Longs @REDEngieHardHat
47 Followers 105 Following "A dispenser? You got it bud!" A RED Engineer with a bubbling personality. Can be mildly annoying.
Antonio @LongshotBushman
96 Followers 81 Following Handsome (zombie?) Sniper. Bowman. RED Team newbie. All ya need ter know.
HarpyScout [BLU] @BluHarpy
47 Followers 46 Following Aren't I the most beautiful bird you've seen? No, don't answer-- I'm already glad you agree~ || Caellio Hystyre || TF2 RP || Multi-Verse || Icon: xLunatiCXz
Engie [RED] @AdamantEngie
44 Followers 47 Following Get along now! We've got work to do. || Jeremy Wheeler || TF2 RP || Multi-Verse || Poly-Multiship || Awesome Icon by my good bud @Precious_Ghoul
TF2 User Below @TF2Below
138 Followers 165 Following Tweeting what's going on with the user below, Team Fortress 2 style. Any submissions are welcome in DMs. Feel free to tag me with a screenshot of caught users!
👑 Queenie Mary �... @TheArtyRosea
244 Followers 536 Following Mew Enthusiast, 31. Trash taste in fictional men. Good thing I stopped feeling shame. RP accounts listed. NSFW posted rarely. Pro-shippers DNI.
The Bombinomicon @bombinomicon
96 Followers 231 Following Hey guys, hey look your head is a bomb go blow up that wizard. #TF2RP
Artur @DatBLU_Heavy
59 Followers 72 Following I'm Heavy Weapons Guy...and this...is my profile. -#TF2RP--Blu Heavy--Single--32 years old-
Lena Oxton @OWAgentLena
272 Followers 202 Following « Ya know, the world could always use more heroes~... » | Lena Oxton, 26, from London, England | Overwatch Agent | Crack/Serious | Open to shipping.
The Batter @TheBatterofOFF
41 Followers 19 Following ✘ Purification in progress... ✘ OFF/Multiverse ✘ Purifying zones for his Gayness @BuyMyShitBatter
The Portal Twins @ApertureFreaks_
16 Followers 35 Following (Writer doesn't own character or images used on this account)(no lewd/sex rp)
Paul T. Goldman @paul_t_goldman
573 Followers 4K Following Paul T. Goldman is the author of Double Wife | Double Life ... Ryan Sinclair is the author of The Paul T. Goldman Chronicles: TARGET
Dmitri Prinskov @SaveTheGerman
280 Followers 339 Following New Heavy to the RED Team- AVI by @Brionikachu - Gun's name is Сокол/Falcon - #TF2RP/#MVRP
Luis @WLuis_soldier
83 Followers 225 Following I am zhe courage zhat ve all need |father: @walter_medic
Robot Heavy @Robotmenace5
25 Followers 25 Following Take bomb , Walk to the bomb hole , jump with bomb , job is done
Raymondo Ricciardi @OgglyBoogly
272 Followers 196 Following A BLU criminal with the dirtiest record this side of the fort. An oogie boogie man with a thirst for blood (Tf2/RP)
Sniper @MakeEmAllDead
54 Followers 40 Following Blow 'em all away! Stuff still needs killin'! {Red sniper RP}
K. Viktor Vladislav @BabyFaceBlaster
316 Followers 365 Following RED Heavy with a heart of gold, enjoys a good book and a good laugh, the occasional cup of tea isn't bad either. ((Tf2RP/OPENRP))
TRQS Medic @TrqsMedic
95 Followers 244 Following Hola...I am Míguel the medic for TRQS team...I am a monster hunter...
Luke Trevaeior @LukeTheSpy
84 Followers 102 Following ''Was neveh' really on ye side.''||Ex-TRQS||Single||Spy For Blu.
HuffsLove @Huffslove
187K Followers 180 Following NSFW shortstack artist! Commissions are currently closed. If you enjoy my work consider supporting me on Patreon https://t.co/5nOPSo4PB8 or Subscribestar!
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notch @notch
3.6M Followers 237 Following Currently working on Levers and Chests, a dungeon crawler roguelike roguelite.
Corpse Husband @Corpse_Husband
3.3M Followers 593 Following Faceless. I make music sometimes. I don't even know anymore. also: @CORPSE IG: Corpse_Husband pfp: @vallact No MGMT
〚🦇🥀𝕂𝕒�... @KattStick
10 Followers 31 Following Hi I'm a self taught #artist just trying to get better! |TN|18|♎ 🍃 #Stoner friendly🍃 🌈 #Bisexual🌈 ⭐🔮witchy vibes🔮⭐
"Black Leg" Breed �... @Blue_Breed
171K Followers 2K Following 🔞 Professional Doujin artist | 3D Modelist ⚡@ADVANCEDgg 📨 [email protected] ▶Patreon: https://t.co/83ODNYbTVv ▶Subscribestar: https://t.co/UyH310oebr
BloodDrive 🔞 (Taki... @BloodDrive8
766 Followers 1K Following Commissions OPENED no limits *DISCLAIMER* if you are a minor TURN BACK
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Terms Of Aries @AriesTerms
60K Followers 14 Following Complete information on #Aries, the first sun sign in the zodiac. This must see, reference work is as in-depth as it gets! [email protected]
Satan @Satan_____
10K Followers 0 Following From where I hail is devoid of Light. The wretched, the heretics, and the nonbelievers dwell by my side. Harvester of deception. Tempter of the Divine.
LordOfTheFutas @TheFallen115
25 Followers 60 Following I sexually identify as a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II. I'm a fairly boring person sometimes.