Not Peter Gibbons @TheRedSwingline
Just another twenty-something office drone, slaving away at an office job because I sold out for the almighty dollar. Expect sarcasm, snark, and sharp wit. Washington, DC suburbia Joined September 2010-
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In case anyone here was wondering, yes, I firmly believe in the Russian roulette game that is having copious amounts of unprotected sex.
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Who wants to take over this Twitter account for me? I'm done with it... Seriously. #nftc #newsfromthecube
I'd you're a grown man and call your laptop a "'puter," give me your Man Card so I can run it through the shredder. #nftc #newsfromthecube
THIS. QT @pinapl: The rain is pouring and Tom Waits is playing. All I can think about is going home to drink bourbon on my back porch.
@qdonovan You should stop drinking so much at lunch. Dial it back to 7 martinis... #nftc
@kxpx As my daddy repeatedly tells me, "There's no way, *no way* that you came from my loins..."
CW, we know each other. Your wife propositioned me at the Xmas Party. Let's dispense with the use of my full name in your email, okay? #nftc
New hottie's first day in the office, and I have a #Movember 'stache that makes me look like a '70s porn star. #FML #newsfromthecube #nftc
I'd love to download my iOS5.0.1 update sometime this weekend, #Apple. Thhaaannnkkkssss.
Not Peter Gibbons retweeted
"Deactivate DeSean Jackson" is my new term for pulling out.
BILLY CRYSTAL TO HOST #OSCARS! All is right with the world again. Well, except for everything that's still wrong with the world.
Considering throwing away my To-Do List, crawling under my desk, and sleeping until 5. Just call me Costanza. #newsfromthecube #nftc
@CorksQuips Thanks. Next stop is most definitely out of this bumble fuck part of Virginia, to a much more relaxed culture.
@ActuallyItsAmy Thanks for getting this started up today. Always good to have a friend/coworker like you, IRL or otherwise!
@cube_girl My real coworkers had no idea until about 3pm, and a few of them still don't know. Fine by me; I'd rather fly under the radar...
@ZAnchovy @office_goddess @OfficeDiva1 @cube_girl @Cubicleviews @kxpx @slworking Thanks to all for the birthday wishes! Best cubemates ever!
@JLPinNYC YES! First order of business: go to Pinkberry and pig park when I get there... Thanks!
Thanks, doll! QT @pinapl: Happy birthday @TheRedSwingline (you didn't say no birthday tweets)!
.@dcDebutante No idea about the ISF, but she's corn-fed and proud of it, with her dress a size too small. I'm waiting for something to pop.
Coni Ely Guerin @MamaGuerin
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Office Amy @OfficeAmySays
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Milton Waddams @waddams_milton
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Office Therapy @officetherapy
131 Followers 411 Following I'm a normal person who treats people with respect. Unfortunately, my coworkers are not. So this is my therapy. And maybe I'll make poop jokes.
RantingHeadhunter @HdhunterRants
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HR Girl @HRrecruiterGirl
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OfficeOracle @TheOfficeOracle
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CubeShield - Less Lig... @CubeShield
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justlistened @justlistenedco
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Charlie Masten @charliemasten
323 Followers 1K Following Grew up on a ranch, now a freelance programmer in Portland, Oregon. Interested in environmental design and wholesome real food.
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bev @thebeverlyadams
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Ana B. Verhousen @dcDebutante
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Arlington Rooftop @ArlRooftop
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Long Time Coming @longtimecoming1
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9to5 Survivor @9to5Survivor
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Due By Monday @DueByMonday
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Cwweuyuicjuwe @Cwweuyuicjuwe
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Katie @buteo411
114 Followers 829 Following I wanna fight ninjas in a chainsaw factory. Mudslides make me happy. Opinions are all mine
Marlon Southern @MarlonSouthernZ
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♥ @sassy_secretary
171 Followers 203 Following i like to play with computers, drink and bitch about my hangovers and stupid people that annoy me. don't like it? don't read 'em! #talknerdytome
Eleonore B @eleonoreb
152 Followers 296 Following Inspired by the self-less and pursuers of excellence; lover of stories; detailed planner; sucker for good food, conversation and wine; wannabe free spirit
OfficeSupplyGeek @OfficeSupplyGee
5K Followers 2K Following Cool Office Supplies, Pen Reviews, Fountain Pen Reviews, and everything to make your cube mates jealous. https://t.co/G2zntAwXRv
pinapl @pinapl
2K Followers 1K Following My job is shit, my house is prone to infestations and other disasters, I can't type worth a fuck, and my language makes sailors blush.
Geek Slinger @Im_a_recruiter
69 Followers 76 Following After realizing I couldn't tweet my true thoughts due to obvious professional reasons, my outlet to my recruiting life.
Pale Dreams @PaleDreams
27 Followers 32 Following My cube only has 2 sides (opposite each other), and I regularly wish for the rest of it. Here's what a I see and hear on a daily basis.
justlistened @justlistenedco
142 Followers 201 Following Weekly #podcastrecommendations for women to improve wellbeing & ignite thought-provoking conversations. #justlistenedtothis #podcastsforwomen
CompanyDrone @CompanyDrone
116 Followers 195 Following Rants from a basement dwelling, middle manager at a Fortune 500 company.
NotJayCutler @NotJayCutler
25K Followers 7 Following J-Cutty is STILL the best QB in the NFL. #ThrowsBeforeHoes
Charlie Masten @charliemasten
323 Followers 1K Following Grew up on a ranch, now a freelance programmer in Portland, Oregon. Interested in environmental design and wholesome real food.
Corporate Drone @corporatedrone1
288 Followers 426 Following Confessions of a Corporate Drone - a warm body in a seat, valued slightly more than a Swingline - anonymously ranting about work.
Cara Klansek @CaraKlansek
69 Followers 238 Following
Life Cubed @life_cubed
173 Followers 197 Following 3.5 walls and a dream. A lot of s goes down when you spend 10 hours a day, 5 days a week in the exact same position.
bev @thebeverlyadams
270 Followers 150 Following Style, Parenting, and Travel Blogger | Mom & Wife | https://t.co/mzyvSwtp4J
twoweeksnotice @2wksnotice
112 Followers 265 Following We are two frustrated lawyers. Send your work woes to [email protected]! All personal information will be kept confidential.
9to5 Survivor @9to5Survivor
86 Followers 96 Following I am the figment of some poor cubicle dweller's imagination. I say what she can't say. I do what she won't do. Join in for some office fun.
Due By Monday @DueByMonday
157 Followers 95 Following It'd be funny, if it weren't so true. Humor, cartoons, and musings about having to work for a living.
InternLife @InternLife_
154 Followers 123 Following It's better to be cubed than squared: the hopes and dreams and sarcasm of your average college intern.
♥ @sassy_secretary
171 Followers 203 Following i like to play with computers, drink and bitch about my hangovers and stupid people that annoy me. don't like it? don't read 'em! #talknerdytome
Attention! Employees @attnemployees
124 Followers 116 Following Attention!Employees is the employee newsletter for everyone, regardless of employer/employment status, i.e., you.
Matthew Parks @AE_Parks
20 Followers 41 Following
DisgruntledAssistant @DisgruntledAsst
30 Followers 23 Following The sad but morosely funny tales of a sullen, yet steadfastly optimistic Assistant & her many attempts to escape from the throes of the dreaded PINK HOLE.
Cube Life @CubeLifeOnline
149 Followers 191 Following cubicle=prison / I lead a double life at work. Management thinks I want to climb the ladder... I do, but to escape out of corporate hell!
Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton
173K Followers 335 Following Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. *parody
Tim Siedell @badbanana
670K Followers 214 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Callcenter Maven @CallCenterMaven
698 Followers 177 Following
Cubicle Hoarders @cubiclehoarders
134 Followers 28 Following Bringing to light the unknown habitats of the average office worker. Also musings about the office building we share w/ other companies.
Lilit Marcus @lilitmarcus
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Five of Many @justanumber5
75 Followers 49 Following I work for a small manager. Some would call him a micro manager. He treats me like a # rather than a person. I like to pay the bills so here's where I vent.
Evil Skippy @EvilSkippySays
759 Followers 1K Following Evil Skippy helps make workplaces great, one snarky comment at a time.
Sally @shitmyemployee
29 Followers 74 Following A boss who randomly tweets what my employees say outside my door
Blind C. Copy @blindcarboncopy
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angry cubicle @angry_cubicle
553 Followers 688 Following The best from the cube farm. Share your fav stories and see them featured on angrycubicle.com - Use #nftc or #newsfromthecube and tell us what happened today!
Linda Lam @vtlaminator
66 Followers 245 Following Hokie alum. Food lover. Traversing the bizarre world of corporate life. And I have a really unhealthy obsession with hot dogs.
Who TF are you? @fedupofficemgr
134 Followers 399 Following some asshat hacked my account. so this should be interesting.
Anti-Leadership @Anti_Leadership
83 Followers 24 Following Don't get me wrong - I'm not anti leadership. Unfortunately, almost all of the leaders I have worked with suck. They are the anti leaders. These are my stories.
Office Goddess @office_goddess
755 Followers 355 Following If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Cubicle Quotes @cubiclequotes
94 Followers 6 Following I spend my days sandwiched in between many amusing people. This is a sampling of what they have to say made all the more humorous when you can't see them.
DeadByCubicle @DeadByCubicle
1K Followers 1 Following This is a chronicle of what it's like to supervise a telemarketing call center staffed by ex-cons and drug addicts.
Jesus Christ Edge Lor... @Jesus_M_Christ
291K Followers 733 Following You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. *PARODY* Donate to help solve the homeless crisis (Venmo: @ jesus-m-christ), 100% goes to @MiracleMessages 🙏🙏🙏
The Angry Busdriver. @theangrybusdrvr
250 Followers 476 Following I'm that creepy bus driver that parks in front of your house. If I follow you, I find you funny or interesting and don't require you to follow me back.
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90 Followers 90 Following Surrounded by 4, now 3, Drama Queens competing to outdo each other with their illnesses.
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