Super Hams @TheRstott
Comedian on ITV2 Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central | Top Jokes Of The Fringe 2019 (Dave) 2022 (The Times) 2023 (The Guardian, The Telegraph) linktr.ee/rstott London, England Joined January 2015-
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How I feel after I rinse my yoghurt pot before recycling it
Got into a convo with a flat earther where he was telling me I should question everything I haven't seen with my own eyes. I asked him if I should question the existence of bears as I've never seen one before.... And he said yes.
Bloke on the tube took one step on, grabbed the pole above him and everyone had to duck under his armpit to get on. 🤮
Post you fave video of a cat but when it meows it's a car horn. I'll start:
My nan had this on her kitchen door to stop flies getting in
My nan had this on her kitchen door to stop flies getting in
The swing ball set waiting to get pulled out from behind the shed for another summer
When you used to find a lads mag in a hedge
In what can only be described as some peak Deano behaviour, I just walked past a 5 aside pitch and two of the lads were talking to each other like this
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This is a 5-pack of M&S knickers
This is a 5-pack of M&S knickers
This is it now all the way until September
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shoulda stayed in the drafts
I intend to fire this thing up, slow cook some meat and listen to podcasts all day
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Me and my mate just ate too much curry and I said ‘the problem with curry is they’ve made it too nice’
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Bet she collapsed before the night was out, I’d also put money on her having had some form of surgery to fit in this dress for one night.
Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala, is practically gasping for air not being able to breath in that ridiculous corset 😂
@TheRstott He'd never heard of AIDS denialism but instantly he went "well well well, what do we have here then" hahaha
@TheRstott Conspiracy theorist who was at my drama school after me was anti-vax (we're talking 7 years ago!) and I said "people make shit up, there are AIDS denialists who say it's the medication that kills you and you just shouldn't take it" and he said "well maybe it's true!"
The Enemy arrive at the Shockwaves NME Awards 2007 at the Hammersmith Palais in London, United Kingdom (2007)
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United fans, look away now. Fantastic to meet the @PalaceForLife team at @CPFC today. Football changes lives and it's great to see initiatives like this bringing communities together.
@Bren4Bassetlaw Let's restrict the franchise to property-owning males while we're at it
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC @NickFerrariLBC lost the argument then decided to take the nuclear option.
Had a great time at the Met Gala, it’s a great cause thanks to my team for getting me there
You’ll have to drag me off this app I swear to god
John Virgo trending I see but was he trending when I heard him say ‘good decis’ (decision) at the snooker in 2018? Interesting. You have to wonder, is there another agend (agenda) at play here 🤔 (the agenda being me not using Twitter until 2021) 👍
how does this make you feel white boy
@TheRstott Why is this making me laugh so much.
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