Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

Scottish writer in California: The Snowman Code, Sometimes People Die, Set My Heart To Five, Let Not the Waves of the Sea. Some movies too. SimonStephenson.com California Joined April 2020

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Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

2 years ago

Okay, nature, you’ve made your point.

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2 years ago

I've always been fascinated by what previous generations did in the same buildings we live in today. This is what my friend @TheSimonBot found out... theguardian.com/us-news/2023/a…

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2 years ago

Following @NOAA like all good nerds here in LA, and loving how relaxed experts can be. A tornado or two indeed. #HurricaneHilary

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2 years ago

Hanoverian propaganda! The lad who was born to be King was brought up in Italy, so no way was he as pale as the rest of us. #Scotland

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2 years ago

Okay dear friends, many of you have been kind enough to read my book and I am grateful. HOWEVER! The wonderful Aline has reset the bar and you all now have to read it twice too. Thank you.

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2 years ago

Standby Mode fixes everything. - (Jared, Set my heart to 5 ) Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

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Classic studio buffoonery to combine two incompatible storylines: winter will end when bosses emerge from yachts and see their own shadows BUT also vampires don’t cast shadows. So, it continues. #wga deadline.com/2023/08/writer…

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Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

2 years ago

My scout troop did an entire year of fundraising to send four boys who were not me to a jamboree in South Korea. Nothing but sympathy for today's youngsters, but if this had happened in 1990 I would definitely have been getting my schadenfreude badge. theguardian.com/world/2023/aug…

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2 years ago

The real tell today will be if the AMPTP validate the WGA negotiators’ parking. #WGA variety.com/2023/biz/news/… via @Variety

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2 years ago

What is the German word for the specific sorrow you feel when the local team you support sell one of their best players to your hometown team’s rival?

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2 years ago

What is the German word for the specific sorrow you feel when the local team you support sell one of their best players to your hometown team’s rival?

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Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

2 years ago

Today is my birthday and I've decided to finally take my therapist's advice and start journalling in order to build a more positive mindset. First entry below.

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2 years ago

Thank you @harperfictionpr @BoroughPress for sending me a copy of #SometimesPeopleDie by @TheSimonBot. Sounded great on #BetweentheCovers so am looking forward to it! It’s out on 31st August.

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2 years ago

Fabulous to see the #BetweenTheCovers logo printed on the paperback cover of #SometimesPeopleDie by @TheSimonBot which was one of our series five picks. Highly recommend a read!

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Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

2 years ago

When I worked in a well-known London hospital we’d frequently X-ray patients returning from overseas and discover all of their internal organs had been stolen and replaced with styrofoam. It’s a wonder any of them made it onto the plane!

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2 years ago

In real life, Barbie was actually hugely conflicted about her contribution to the Manhattan Project. I hope this new biopic makes that clear.

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2 years ago

None of you told me this was happening and now I have to call the police on every single one of you. bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…

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2 years ago

Can somebody please write a movie where the character everybody hopes is going to save the day turns out to be one of the main villains? I would do it but I’m on strike. #WGA #SAGAFTRA variety.com/2023/tv/news/b… via @Variety

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Simon Stephenson @TheSimonBot

2 years ago

Spoiler alert but there is some groundbreaking medicine on display in tonight’s episode of #Hijack where being stabbed in the abdomen causes a tension pneumothorax, the treatment for which is to slam a biro into the left atrium of the heart. #medtwitter