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Well, that's all, friends! I hope you enjoyed the Toast vol. II; consider it a bonus for being at work on a Wednesday in late july.
Christina Rossetti'd "Goblin Market," As I Understand It (It's About Fruit) the-toast.net/2017/07/26/gob…
Lord Byron's "Fare Thee Well," or "I Just Think It's FUNNY How..." the-toast.net/2017/07/26/lor…
wait he lets bugs turn people into a house to keep his mom-tree alive because she has dementia??? the-toast.net/2017/07/26/dr-…
Questions I Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Asked Me To Write Them Down the-toast.net/2017/07/26/dr-…
"The Getty Museum? Why, I'd be Pasadena to speak to you." Joan Didion Takes A Call youtube.com/watch?v=o2yCIu…
"I like your severe gray bob." "I like YOUR severe gray bob." Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever the-toast.net/2017/07/26/joa…
@TheToast who's sharing on FB today? NOT ME BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE FB PUBLISHING ACCESS, THE DEEPEST CUT OF ALL
do you guys capitalize the "the" in the Toast? I could never figure it out
@andrew_c_morton @TheToast One day only, Vasily.
Analysoast. Please forgive the spelling errors. I have not seen the Internet in a year, and am trembling and covered in some sort of jelly.
So, How Have You Been Keeping Busy? A Post-Toast Analysis (Nicole Would Not Let Me Call It "Post-Toast Alanysoast") the-toast.net/2017/07/26/pos…
Movie Yelling With Nicole and Mallory: The Hunt For Red October | the-toast.net/2017/07/26/mov…
Nicole just now: "I typed 'S-o' into youtube and the first autofill was Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau singing" (which is what she was looking for)
"yacht-adjacent" Harvard Magazine Personal Ads’ Many Synonyms For “Rich” and “Thin” the-toast.net/2017/07/26/har…
Nicole to me just now: you forgot to put in an excerpt for the 10am post again
now it clacks when I type and I can't decide if that's good or bad. also my hands look like I own a boat
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Back in town for one day and one day only! It's a full's day of content on The Toast! Gosh, remember content? the-toast.net/2017/07/26/lin…
@TheToast Sad face I was actually at work today and my work does not involve being on twitter all day so missed vol ii
@TheToast You've saved a truly horrendous day. Thank you.
@TheToast Thank you so much ♥️♥️♥️
Purposely parceling out the new @TheToast content to myself slowly
thank you, @TheToast, for doing an unexpected comeback on a day when i am tired & sad. gonna space each article out to savour them properly
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@TheToast Now I know how Jane & Michael feel in Mary Poppins Comes Back when the household is in chaos & then Mary shows up as lovely & cruel as ever.
How tennis to hear from you @TheToast the-toast.net/2017/07/26/joa…
@TheToast WE LOVE AND MISS YOU, THANK YOU FOR THIS TINY SPARK OF PURE JOY
@TheToast Bruno Mars is OK no matter what his billing. That Werther's Original is alright.
@TheToast No, wait! Come back!!!!
@TheToast Made a friend at a bbq because she remembered me introducing Mallory at a talk so we gushed on the Toast & how that was my career highlight
@TheToast I mean, nothing much's been going on lately.
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