The US Office Script @TheUSOfficeBot

A bot posting the entire US Office script one line at a time. Currently on Season 9, Episode 23 - Finale. Due to finish 1 Feb 2023 ayaspace.co.uk Joined August 2019

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The US Office Script @TheUSOfficeBot

3 years ago

Pam: I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all...I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?

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3 years ago

Jim: I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job.

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3 years ago

Phyllis: I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.

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3 years ago

Meredith: I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.

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3 years ago

[standing with two cops] Let's do this.

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3 years ago

Creed: It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But....[chuckles] no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home

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3 years ago

Darryl: Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?

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3 years ago

Erin: How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?