Jason X @TheUserPool

I provide the best worst advice for personal growth. Main Character in soon to be published novel by Aaron R. Garcia IG: @theuserpool website: https://t.co/Irgb8IjC0w x.com/search?q=from%… Los Angeles Joined September 2007

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

Are you a part of the solution or the problem? theuserpool.com/post/how-to-av… #WritingCommnunity #Corporate #office #satire #humor

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

When I'm working remote, I say, "I'm remote today." See what I did there?

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

Do guys get perms anymore? Or am I thinking the 70's? I feel like Peter Frampton was big just a few years ago...

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

I'm a screenwriter. My script is going into production in the summer. Release? 2024? What do I do in the meantime? Yes, pitching other scripts. But... Advice? #WritingCommunity #screenwriting

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

Here it is again, because it continues to piss me off... theuserpool.com/post/articles-… #WebsiteTraffic #Satire #humor #WritingCommunity

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Jason X @TheUserPool

2 years ago

Chapter 39: Fake Smithee. "You need to speak the language around here if you're going to pretend to be someone who doesn't exist at this Company." - The User Pool theuserpool.com #WritingCommunity #Satire #CorporateClash

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

Tucker Carlson and Justice League... theuserpool.com/post/tucker-ca… #WritingCommunity #satire #Politics #humor #JusticeLeague #January6th

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

They just installed these in the office for private conversations. But I use mine for a private slip 'n slide.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

The moment before he knocked me out. Nobody told me this was a kickboxing match.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

5 Compelling Reasons to work from home | @scoopit sco.lt/84dN9k

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

I'm banning the Oscars until they have a category for the "Best Boy" crew role. We deserve to know who's the best of the best.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

I think this writer is awesome, for some reason hmm. amazon.com/Inviting-Tang-… #WritingCommunity #thriller #satire

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

Right now, I'm wearing a nice polo and boxer briefs. theuserpool.com/post/5-compell… #WorkFromHome #remotework #satire #humor #WritingCommunity

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

I'm ready in case Russia fires a nuke at us. I built a bomb shelter in my attic by putting tin foil on the windows. Sorry everyone, only room for one.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

Not quite ethical... theuserpool.com/post/mckinney #WritingCommmunity #office #officeromance #fiction #satire #humor

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

Dan Rather once said: Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. You know alligators can run up to 20 mph on land, right Dan? I'm surprised you still have legs.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

I'm ready for the next geology convention with these openers: I don't take schist from anyone; and don't take me for granite... I'm gonna crack everyone up.

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

Marjorie and Christian Standard Time: theuserpool.com/post/marjorie-… #WritingCommunity #MarjorieTaylorGreene #GeorgeSantos #ElonMusk #satire #humor

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Jason X @TheUserPool

3 years ago

When I play poker, I fan the cards in the wrong direction so that I can't even see what I'm holding. It's like 2-factor authentication, and I also never win at poker.