Quotes from The Venture Bros. @TheVentureBot
Beep beep! Spoilers ahead! Joined January 2021-
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I'm… feeling very still. And.. I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her. Very much.
-What'll it be, sugar? -Your flask of sugar appears to be filled. But your concern is noted; now please, stand to the side.
Not it- onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenJINX! You owe me a coke!
I have a sister? Named Dawn?! How long have you been keeping this from me?
Will you look at me? I'm in a fucking evil butterfly costume! What age group do you think is going to be attracted to me!?
-What are you, on the rag? -It’s impossible for me to be on the rag. I’m a- I can’t believe I’m even arguing about this with you. What men’s room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?
They spent six million dollars to give me all new bionic parts. Then you know what they did? They put me to work! They expected me to pay it all back! Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
Get this, I'm working in the lab, right? And Hank sleepwalks in, hauls off and smacks me in the head with a papier-mache sword, pees his pants and passes out.
(sarcastically) Thank goodness, Hank's going to save us all. (to Brock) Oh, what are you so worried about? I can make another one.
The Brock Samson you knew and were is dead. Happy birthday, Frankenstein!
-You could’ve told me Sasquatch was a… a dude… -Eh? What, you couldn’t tell? -Not until I had to… (shudders) …shave him. -What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn’t have anything you haven’t seen before.
I met her on the LiveJournal, which I kept in prison. I have been blogging! After posting an especially attractive picture of my prison-sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only 'f0ine', I was 'teh sex', whatever that means...
This all started soon after 'The Flight of the Monarch' was published. A mean little tell-all-book filled with nothing but lies and pictures of also lies.
Someone left a baby! IGNORE ME!
I have a sister? Named Dawn?! How long have you been keeping this from me?
Ooh, wow. That hoagie went right through me. I need to make a desposit at the bank, so to speak.
-Who was that? -Brock fucking Samson! -No way! Dibs on his cigarette butt!
You're alright, Hank. You know that? You're alright.
You haven't come to rescue us? Then why did you bring the Bat person? And Chewbacca Wookie?
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