Jack Twatter @The_Twitjacker
I. AM. THE TWITJACKER. now say that backwards. REKCAJTIWT EHT MA I. twitpic.com/330omp/full GB London Cardboard Box Joined October 2010-
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so what have i missed beanheads? new year, grandpa's put weight on AND REMOTE CONTROL IS SCREWED SO HAVE TO GO UP TO THE TV OR THROW BEER!!
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oh shit i missed it. happy newyear christmas n all that. grandpa does have a heart! now wheres my fucking wifey
outside looks like columbia has given us 2 billion tonnes of snow dammit!
so what have i missed? i finally get better and in my garden are two foxes shitting.
ah...uncle jack hasn't been feeling too well recently...i know you've missed me.i'm like mcdonalds or sex, can't be away too long without it
damn foxes! u never know if they're dying or shagging! arse-clarts.
i aint swimming with no sharks! u'd be an eejit to go to egypt!! i wish i could swim, although i do drop a mean floater
bill gates you WANG, give the customer a pc that heats the room instead of virus worms you absolute TURDICLE!!
im using this bastardised pc screen as central heating!
oh how i would love to be a student right now! gimme a battering ram!! reminds me of the good old days! give em a kickin, the twonks!
darnit. when i put the bacon in the pan it shrinks half the size!! exactlty the opposite when J lo comes on the tv
Feck! Cher just rapped again! I just puked in my vomit bath. Carrots n all
argh. which bright spark decided to call hair cleaner shamPOO? the word "poo" in a cleaner!? ...no wonder my hair still looks shit!!
who's this Justin Beeber child...and how is he singing about a broken heart!? ...the kids just learnt to wipe his ass!!
After a long hard think, this is my great thought of the day: IF U BELIEVE CATS R BETTER THAN DOGS, WHY ARE THEY PUSSIES!?!? HUH?!? Yeah...
Whyy do people tweet such crap! I eat porridge! I'm on a bus! ...Geez, its like living with syphilis...A pain in the dick muscle!
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