Cecil Palmer @ThirdEyeHost
Leaving your home is scary. Change is scary. Librarians... don't even get me started. My boyfriend... is perfect. |RP| |#DSon1| Night Vale, USA...? Joined May 2014-
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While "avoid caves" is good advice, sometimes better advice is "fill your pillow with mustard." The best advice is usually "Don't blink."
You really ought to keep better track of your keys. Shame on you. Shame. On. You.
That's right, listeners. YOUR spare keys. They were inside of my bowl of Rasinettes! I nearly took a bite out of your keys, listener!
Listeners, a very curious thing just happened. I was watching legendary and immortal actor Lee Marvin on "M Squad when I found your keys.
There are libraries around the world where you can check out humans as living books and listen to their stories.
// Just got to the Voicemail episode and I am literally an RP writer crying.
@HerRedArcher_'s taking names and plowing... fields. Follow him for more misadventures! EXCELSIOR!
Remember: Valentine's Day cards, stuffed animals, chocolates, and all other heartwarming acts of terrorism are strictly prohibited.
Orange snow is good, though. Go ahead! Build orange snow-armadillos! Eat some of that delicious orange snow! It makes great dip at parties!
ATTENTION: First snow is predicted to be occurring in approximately three minutes. You know what they say: Stay away from yellow snow!
Oh god. Listeners... This is worse than Street Cleaning Day...
I tried to sing sad love songs, but now I can't stop singing. I'll never do that again.
As always, I am equal parts terrified, awe-filled, and hungry after a conversation with our dedicated and valiant Secret Police Officers.
@NVSSP_Rookie As expected, sir! (A large "Nice Day" smile grows on his face.) And you go catch those crooks! Keep our city safe!
@NVSSP_Rookie - they might switch it up this year. You know, just to keep it fresh.
@NVSSP_Rookie They pick the toxicity level out of a pilgrim hat, or at least it's traditionally done that way. I've heard buzzing that -

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Abi Bence @NightValeSmile
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Carlos @manofsciences
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♀ ✨Ʋєηυѕ✨ ... @devilslite
28 Followers 97 Following ❝I ωαηт тσ cαѕт ℓιgнт σνєя тнє cιту αη∂ ѕнιηє ѕнα∂σωѕ ωнєяє тнє ѕтяєєтℓιgнтѕ υѕє∂ тσ вє.❞〈〈 #wktdrp | casual&lit. | smol fry | slytherin 〉〉
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Zacharie @z0ned_0ut
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Cecil Palmer @JawsFanatic
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CFABSW @CFBloodSpaceWar
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Tad Strange. @HelloNightVale
225 Followers 103 Following αℓℓ нαιℓ тнє gℓσω cℓσυ∂. Goodnight Night Vale. Goodnight. ΔLL HΔΩL THΣ GLΩШ CLΩUD.|| #HumanCecil #WTNVRP
Molly The Broken @MollyLovesCecil
61 Followers 505 Following Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. I'm broken and useless, you don't want me. I'm no good and I take up space. Just leave me.
Cecil Palmer @night_vale_news
75 Followers 53 Following Tweeting your local Night Vale news from this government-sanctioned—AND mandated—account. (Not associated with @NightValeRadio)
Daphne @Daphne_A_Blake
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Fred. @The_Fred_Jones
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Shaggy!! @shaggy_rog
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Anton Dotter @The_Skys_Awake
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Albert in Night Vale @albertspatzl
6 Followers 44 Following 30-something Ennui Salesman from Night Vale. ALL HAIL! Not an official Night Vale account, just for fun!
Alton Arley @BumblingLoyalty
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Diego Strex @diego_strex
12 Followers 44 Following Science should only be used for chaos, don't you know that?
Kevina @KevinaOrKevin
5 Followers 22 Following Desert Bluffs has only one radio host and that is me, Kevina. Some call me Kevin or Kevie... but you are not people. Quaint. || RP || WTNV
Marie @Futuredoctorodd
101 Followers 661 Following I would like to become a doctor to help people. I want to do somthing good in the world.
Kevin @SmilingViscera
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Jo Mama @JoGirl310
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Violet Rose Zitola @FaerieArtist42
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Alida- Wraptastic @Ally_Wraptastic
112 Followers 1K Following I am wraptastically happy!!! I love job and am thankful for the amazing support from my 3 kids and husband!
Lenore Hollowell @alicesraven
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Faceless Old Woman @Your_Home_
580 Followers 74 Following Update from the faceless old woman secretly living in your home.
Voices Below @voicesbelow
808 Followers 229 Following Stitched together from the corpses of dying newspapers, we bring you unnatural news, dire warnings and great jokes.
softserve @doodletits
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annie @aestes6
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Dave Strider @LindaGayle147
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Daphne @Daphne_A_Blake
503 Followers 492 Following Fashion plate, award-winning journalist, black belt, and prettiest face in Mystery Inc. Not affiliated with WB.
Fred. @The_Fred_Jones
281 Followers 246 Following The leader of Mystery Inc! I love mysteries, traps, and Daphne. Not in that order. Not affiliated with WB.
Shaggy!! @shaggy_rog
326 Followers 449 Following I like food and hanging with my best pal Scooby Doo! I like, solve mysteries and stuff with the gang. Not affiliated with WB.
Voices Below @voicesbelow
808 Followers 229 Following Stitched together from the corpses of dying newspapers, we bring you unnatural news, dire warnings and great jokes.
CastrolUSA @CastrolUSA
18K Followers 3K Following Join our community of auto and sports enthusiasts. Connect with us: https://t.co/Qf9A6efC7s https://t.co/q46fOHDLRK https://t.co/CkQpqvdfLx
Kevina @KevinaOrKevin
5 Followers 22 Following Desert Bluffs has only one radio host and that is me, Kevina. Some call me Kevin or Kevie... but you are not people. Quaint. || RP || WTNV
Diego Strex @diego_strex
12 Followers 44 Following Science should only be used for chaos, don't you know that?
Alton Arley @BumblingLoyalty
42 Followers 75 Following This downward spiral would go great with a cold ButterBeer. // #RP #DSon1
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Aries @TheMermanPrince
56 Followers 38 Following What I would give, if I could live, out of these water? What would I pay, to spend a day, warm on the sand? #BroodyInc![Followιɴɢ ιɴ тнe ғooтѕтepѕ oғ мy Dαd αѕ α Pαleoɴтoloɢιѕт. [ᴶᵘʳᵃˢˢᶤᶜ ᴾᵃʳᵏ] [Son of Alan Grant] [OC] [RP] [+21] [#Nate]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1019727088302088192/gm_-6DHx.jpg)
Aʟᴇx Gʀᴀɴᴛ @OfAFedora
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Night Vale Gardener @NightValeGarden
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𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑲𝑹... @KRYPTONSULTION
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Stefon Meyers. @NYCsHottestClub
35 Followers 37 Following City Correspondent. I have got two questions.. will you follow me, and why not? #RP #SNL #Talon
FacelessOldWoman @FacelessOldWm
30 Followers 73 Following I live secretly in your home, that's why your home is better organized now.
Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson
132K Followers 2K Following She/her. Bluesky: https://t.co/asj8R1Un6d IG: https://t.co/uDgKwnlS4J All the things: https://t.co/SKTd4FKTtv
Earl Harlan @EarlHarlan
100 Followers 155 Following Earl Harlan, Night Vale Scoutmaster. Back from that alternate dimension. Don't make fun of my speech impediment. ((possibly NSFW | Icon by videntefernandez))
Intern Maureen @InternMaureen
63 Followers 80 Following Former intern at the Night Vale Community Radio Station. Legally un-killable.
Dolly Jones @dollybird411
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2.1M Followers 27K Following 👉 NEW Fresh Fit Menu 💪 20g+ of protein 🥗 Full veggie serve 🥪 less than 500 cals
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The Poisoned Ivy @ThePoisoned_Ivy
133 Followers 226 Following The toxins had a rather unique effect on me. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips...with venom. [RP] #LoveCorp![Touch me not! I am Red Death, stalking abroad! [RP] #LoveCorp](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000213243271/7859d863cd403f5c849b6c26bddd23fc.jpeg)
Red Death @MacbethRow
77 Followers 151 Following Touch me not! I am Red Death, stalking abroad! [RP] #LoveCorp
Dr. Giovanni Pinetti @MadDarkMagic
35 Followers 34 Following {INACTIVE} A mad magician of the Dark Arts••There is always magic when there are believers![Step right up, have your fortune told, palms inspected, or your cards read by a true seer, gifted with the insight. [OC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/520449657982713856/l-45Biyx.jpeg)
Clio Winslow. @KismetGlancing
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UberFacts @UberFacts
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106 Followers 177 Following |Angel; Multiverse RP Acct. +18| “If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels.” - T. Williams
Kevin @DesertBluffsK
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SecretPoliceScanner @NightValePD
109 Followers 54 Following Breaking news, critical information, and things we all understand *did not happen*, courtesy of the Sheriff's Secret Police scanners. Fan-run.
Agent 7 @StrexAgent7
64 Followers 35 Following I'm Agent 7, I work for StrexCorp and you better believe I'm here to do my job. (RP Journal)
Finnick Odair @Victor_Of_Four
31 Followers 24 Following Victor of District Four. President Snow used to sell me to any man who could afford me. @LaPetitHayley is the Sweetest thing in my life. #BroodyInc #AU
Emma Swan @TroubledBlondie
380 Followers 270 Following ❝No, this is who I am.❞ Apparently I'm a savior. | #OUAT #RP | #SavageSquad |
George Goof @AhyuckinHick
143 Followers 159 Following Professional everyman, fry cook and disco aficionado. You name it, I've done it with varying degrees of success. Look for our daily specials! // #RP #GDIBlakely
𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 ... @OfVeracityNFury
4K Followers 5K Following ⌞ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴜs⌝∣ᴇx ʙᴀᴜ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ/sᴄᴀʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ. @DetKateBexNYPD ʜᴇᴀʟs ᴍᴇ.∣#ᴄᴍʀᴘ #ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʙᴇᴀɴ #PulverizedLunatics #DeviantFam #Fake
Princess Merida @_bear_princess
358 Followers 135 Following Queen Merida of Dunbroch @WithFrozenHeart is my wonderful husband. mother of 4: Alistair, Briston, Blair, & Atair