Thousand Pounds @ThousandPounds
Fan of Canadian bands and musicians. Play guitar and drums for fun. Comedy is swell. Ontario Canada Joined September 2010-
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Watch 'Good Morning Vietnam', not 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot'
Found my ancient copy of Painted Spider... on VHS! Wow. Rock climbing in the 1990s. northernmountainsports.com
I momentarily thought @JasonManford had changed careers... or was looking for a new one, lol -
I still remember ep1 of Getting Doug With High because Jenny Slate said "mitochondria" at one point, haha @DougBenson
Peeps in the US, grab the Golden State EP CD📀 exclusively at @BNBuzz! Includes the bonus track “Bad Dream" smarturl.it/KTGoldenState_…
Lenovo? I'm pretty sure that's one of my dad's heart medications.
Good morning! The night before Christmas, and 2 humans are out in the open vacuum of space. nasa.gov/ntv
This year for Christmas I hope every "independent film maker" gets a fucking tripod.
I'd like to see an east-coast west-coast rivalry break out in country music.
Oh Chris Farley, I miss you more than ever now that the world has realized what a fantastic fuckup Rob Ford is.
Rob Ford's videos should have been released as a feature film in lieu of Big Ass Spider, which could have been awesome but was pretty bad.
Has there ever been a movie with worse (and equally pointless) accents than "Your Highness"? They're so bad they almost ruin the movie.
"2 Guns" is like a Woody Allen movie. Everyone talks too much, too fast, and dialogue intended to be clever is actually stunningly idiotic.
There's something fishy about that bass player.
Hey musicians, arguing details of royalties is pointless, the system is a failure. The copyright system is outdated and needs to be rebuilt.
Yep it's pretty funny (surprise music video starring Sudeikis, Helms, Forte, Bateman) - youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PK…
Lenny is so dumb he needs GPS to ride a stationary bike.
If Mitt Romney was president right now he'd still be curled up in a fetal position over the Snowden leaks.
According to IMDB 'Gravity' is "Rated PG-13 for intense perilous sequences..." That's an awfully strange aspect of a film to rate by, lol.
Today is brought to you by shenanigans, fisticuffs, and donnybrooks. You kids go look those up in your grandma's encyclopedia.
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