Bro Code @ThyBroCode
Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it the Bro Code Joined May 2013-
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The Platinum Rule: Thou shall never, ever "love" they neighbor!!! #NeverForget #BroCode
RT if you know what this from
"The only people who haven't seen Star Wars are the people in Star Wars and that's because they lived the Star Wars!!!"
What are the 5 word phrases that every Bro says in his life that he always comes to regret? Any ideas?
A bro will always suck his mates cock, regardless of how sweaty the gym session was.
Article 19: A Bro shall never sleep with a fells Bro's sister, but is always allowed to point out that a Bro's sister is smoking hot.
A Bro always knows how each and every type of alcohol affects his personality, this way said Bro can be prepared for what is to come!!!
If you don't watch Field of Dreams every year, you are no longer worthy of Bro status.....
A Bro loves his dog, unless said dog is shorter than knee high, then the Bro's dog is no better than a cat....
A Bro never rackjacks a Bro!! This is worse than killing a Bro and should result in the worst punishment - permanent loss of shotgun rights!
Article 81: A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.
Article 28: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existance of a girl fight. (and then commence to record said fight)
A Bro always acts like he knows what he is talking about when talking about TVs, even if he has no idea what LED or LCD stand for...
A Bro never buys, drives, or even sits in a VW Beetle.....unless an 8 or better is driving said Beetle.
Article 99: A Bro never asks for directions when lost. (Exception: A Bro may ask a hot chick for directions, even if he is not lost at all)
A Bro ALWAYS watches Game 7 of any series in any sport, that's just common sense!!! #NBAFinals #Game7
Article 142: A Bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around his Bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face.
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