Tim Celano @TimCelano
🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯 (he/him) Boulder, CO Joined July 2017-
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Ngl I really thought this was Live action among us there for a bit
Ngl I really thought this was Live action among us there for a bit
happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who observe it
happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who observe it
"Being brave means knowing that when you fail, you don’t fail forever." -Lana Del Rey 📸 by Markus Rauchenberger #SoldierSaturday
Science can’t explain this
This voting confessional was honestly iconic #survivor
Me watching tonight’s episode of #Survivor
Please. Interview. The. Horses. After. They. Win. The. Horsey. Race.
i been busy thinkin bout
A reminder to never delete those dumb neighborhood apps you buy used couches from
Pretty disappointed in the COVID precautions taken by @breckenridgemtn today. Little to no mask regulation at peak bases for both patrons and employees alike. And the only socially distanced chair leaving the Beaver Run Chair was only because the guy fell off the first time.
My lil bro couldn’t think of the word Orphanage and so he said “Reverse retirement-home” I don’t like how I instantly knew what he was talking about
I used to be able to abbreviate my derivation simplifications with “Simp.->” But the world has changed😔
If I really like you I’ll take you to my La Croix Graveyard*. *bedroom
Me-*loses slight focus of his own actions for a fraction of a second* Me- *throws away metal fork*
Indie artists save up all their capital letters for their big album down the road
Pee after sex or you’ll get an UFO
If you had to guess, how many albums would you say B.o.b. Released since his Airplanes and Magic hits? Like, just guess. The answer is 15. FIFTEEN ALBUMS. This man is a prolific, sonic speed album king. someone put him on one of those “people doing jobs really fast” compilations
Happy birthday to this tweet! See you next year, King.
Happy birthday to this tweet! See you next year, King.
Missing the light switch and hitting the garbage disposal and absolutely obliterating a spoon>>>>>
Gracie Titterness @titterness81793
77 Followers 5K Following
Lobat Dastmalchian-kh.. @LobatKhalili
99 Followers 212 Following
Steward @Sleytet186300
21 Followers 2K Following The pursuit of truth and knowledge and the struggle for it are one of the highest qualities of human beings
Liam @LiamDMcCaffery
3 Followers 193 Following
Commanderscolosseum @CmdrsColosseum
9 Followers 77 Following If you can beat me in a one on one Elder Dragon Brawl game, I will give you a prize.
Ben @len_bubker
15 Followers 289 Following
Patrick @50_kcirtap
781 Followers 5K Following he/him. dm me for a survivor online game link hosted on discord.
4043 out of context @4043onlyfans
7 Followers 18 Following 💍⚡️ MikeWhite 🦋✨ // Jeremy renner ❤️ // DM for pics
hannah🛸 @hanpackard_
42 Followers 141 Following that is the hand that we have been dealt at 11:47 on Saturday night
PHILLIES NL EAST CHAM.. @StottsAndTotts
143 Followers 517 Following Phillies Fan, Mariners Fan, Cat Fan, Marxism fan. Just trying to educate myself one day at a time, not on here of course lol. Phillies PROUD ANTI-ZIONIST JEW
kfrancesca32 @kfrancesca32
1 Followers 11 Following
Samantha Mitchell @Samantha_srm
240 Followers 452 Following the sun will rise in the morning // Nova ‘20 // Fordham Law ‘24
Jess DdO @J355Dd0
201 Followers 3K Following 🐶/🐱/🌳 Mom, 🦦 Lover, Pokemon Go Trainer (9958 7406 0854), 🏳️🌈, 🇺🇸, @emily1ann’s wife 💍, She/Her/Hers. BLM ✊🏿 ✊🏾 ✊🏽. Views = mine.
Luigi Siligato @LuigiSiligato
22 Followers 30 Following
Ryan Wolfe @RyWolfe_
171 Followers 2K Following IA ➡️ PA ➡️ DC — Save the Oxford Comma! — views and tweets are my own
jill c @jillcetrulox
231 Followers 371 Following
Ben Gygi @ben_gygi
35 Followers 243 Following
Twittėr?? I hardly k.. @ArtJackAscot
116 Followers 170 Following I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me
Becca Stevens @bstevens929
215 Followers 740 Following please be patient with me I’m very small, I have no money, I’m doing my best ||||||| Villanova ‘21 💙 MSU Law '24
Yunker @pedro3pm
53 Followers 104 Following I forgot I had a twitter account and I guess I'm an adult now
Tim Celano @TimCelMTG
11 Followers 80 Following Avid Music Listener, Skier, and Caster of Cyclonic Rift. Lover of the color gray, but blue in paper.
🌈🐼 REBEL BABES @LuvLucyAndLaMer
117 Followers 418 Following 17. he/they. 🏳️🌈🐼🍟 I play guitar. I'm a @LucyandLaMer fan. also @MisterWives @Twentyonepilots @NeonTrees @PanicatTheDisco @iamlp #lgbtq #musicislife
Mary Vogelsberg @briefmumble
18 Followers 100 Following
kelp @kelcie_lasalle
325 Followers 350 Following i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
Alyssa M @calcu_lyss
33 Followers 112 Following
Ardith Held @ArdithHeld
65 Followers 156 Following Scientist. Lover of all things four-legged. Former monkey bars champion.
erma @killiAn_it_
248 Followers 324 Following i drink too much coffee and talk too much about my cat
Amanda Atkinson @amandaatkinson_
350 Followers 528 Following “Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.” • she/her
Tori @toriii_m
3K Followers 394 Following 🎓 @FordhamLawNYC and @VillanovaU grad. 🐶 Mikey's mom. hanging in there.
Samuel Sommer @samueljfsommer
42 Followers 127 Following profile kept for archives. check out @samueljsommer
BdoubleO100 @BdoubleO100
369K Followers 301 Following Youtube content creator and my feet hurt after i stand up in the morning. [email protected] for business
Jake O’Kane @jakeo_kane
12K Followers 1K Following Survivor 45 🏝️Esquire ⚖️ Nana’s favorite 👵 Dorchester 📍☘️ Thespian 🎭 Professional Pikachu Meme ⚡️🐭#
Paul Cheon @HAUMPH
23K Followers 658 Following MTG Pro Tour Caster, streamer, and content creator. Business inquiries: [email protected]
Joan of Snark 🥀�.. @Joan_ofSnark
714 Followers 689 Following 32 / trans / she/her / EDH / Board Games / Horror / History / Mech Ace Part time hermit dev, composer, writer, artist
Eli Goings @goblinlackey1
2K Followers 325 Following Classics Grad at University of Glasgow, Writer Legacy MTG player, almost film geek He/Him
Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy
14K Followers 77 Following ⛈Freelance Meteorologist 🌪Tornado Geek 🧑🏼💻Business Owner 📸 Weather Photographer 🙌🏼 Dream Chaser 📍Greeley, Colorado
Ben @len_bubker
15 Followers 289 Following
Alyssa M @calcu_lyss
33 Followers 112 Following
Jim Davis @JimDavisMTG
22K Followers 482 Following • Magic: the Gathering Player / Content Creator • Sponsors: @CoolStuffInc, @BCWSupplies, @UntappedGG, @Elgato, @AnthrosChair • Business: JimDavisMTG@Outlook Com
Andrea Mengucci @Mengu09
54K Followers 1K Following Winner of Mythic Invitational. 🏆 Magic Youtuber and Twitch streamer. Sponsored by @UltimateGuard & @ChannelFireball. From 🇮🇹 He/Him.
Aspiringspike @Aspiringspike
26K Followers 525 Following I am MTGO user and former preview card getter Aspiringspike https://t.co/pn7Z5hUMcz he/him business inquiries [email protected]
Images That Could Be .. @ImagesAlbum
2.0M Followers 80 Following Digital artist and photographer. I create album covers. DM for enquiries.
Lindsay Dolash @LindsayDolash
7K Followers 25 Following Survivor 42🌴 Registered Dietitian ⚡️ NJ🌊⛱🐚 Co-Founder of Absolute Nutrition Counseling🍋 Dinkin Flicka iykyk 📝 IG/TikTok @lindsaydolash
Boulder Office of Dis.. @BoulderOEM
69K Followers 91 Following
Sydney Segal @TheQueenSydney
3K Followers 127 Following Columbia University x Brooklyn Law / instagram @queensydney / LA x NYC x Madrid / Survivor 41 / Sydney Segal’s #1 fan
Luis Scott-Vargas @lsv
98K Followers 479 Following Magic Hall of Famer, game designer, and streamer. MTG content @channelfireball and @tcgplayer, and sponsored by @ultimateguard
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Patrick @50_kcirtap
781 Followers 5K Following he/him. dm me for a survivor online game link hosted on discord.
sadie ツ “sixers p.. @SixersSadie
16K Followers 423 Following that one sixers fan that plays the piano and makes art😤 joel embiid stan 🐐 #HereTheyCome #NBATwitter
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Sophie Clarke @sophieGclarke
17K Followers 225 Following Passionate about reality TV and improving healthcare. @ElevanceHealth MD and @icahnmountsinai alumna. @survivorcbs winner. Views are my own.
kfrancesca32 @kfrancesca32
1 Followers 11 Following
gabby pascuzzi @gabbypascuzzi
24K Followers 1K Following social psych phd student researching close relationships, rep for @GSEUatUB, i tweet lots abt reality tv & was on survivor s37. she/her 🇵🇭🇺🇲
Samantha Mitchell @Samantha_srm
240 Followers 452 Following the sun will rise in the morning // Nova ‘20 // Fordham Law ‘24
Survivor Maryland @UMDSurvivor
790 Followers 84 Following This is the official #SurvivorMaryland account run by @norders. Season 8 releasing on Monday! Be sure to follow for updates on episodes and apps!
Wendell Holland • H.. @wendellholland
21K Followers 1K Following HGTV Hot Mess House & Home Town Takeover • Winner of Survivor: Ghost Island • Discovery+ Beach Cabana Royale • Furniture Designer at Beve Unlimited
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
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mikey reid @mrmikeyreid
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Luigi Siligato @LuigiSiligato
22 Followers 30 Following
Minor Problem @VUMinorProblem
71 Followers 58 Following One of Villanova University's co-ed a cappella groups. We love singing, having fun, & being goofy!
Survivor Reddit @Survivor_Reddit
22K Followers 610 Following The official account for /r/Survivor. Run by the Reddit Survivor mods. Spoiler warning — will live tweet episodes and cover #Survivor as it airs!!
jill c @jillcetrulox
231 Followers 371 Following
Christian Hubicki @chubicki
34K Followers 2K Following Robotics Professor • Director, Optimal Robotics Lab • @FAMUFSUCOE • Legged Robots-Optimization-Biomechanics • @TEDx Fellow • Science babbled on National TV.
Rick Devens @Rick_Devens
38K Followers 1K Following #Survivor 38 castaway. Husband to @beccadevens. Dad to 2 kids, 2 rescue dogs & 2 rescue cats. CoHost @ Pod. Loyal Little. Hokie.
Tyson Apostol @TysonApostol
65K Followers 616 Following Pickleball's top trendsetter. Reality TV legend. Pod host @ringer on @spotify & @RobHasApodcast. NCAA D1 🏊 & pro 🚴. Disc golf enthusiast.
Twittėr?? I hardly k.. @ArtJackAscot
116 Followers 170 Following I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands meScott Walczyk has not been cast as the new #JamesBond
Aaron Taylor-Johnson has not been cast as the new #JamesBond (via @Variety)
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no one say it
hell naw now who fucked the Statue of Liberty 🤨
Ok I didn’t expect that ending
I won my only rcq of the season. The fish do be swimming @fireshoes @GoneQuazy @CKikidis
@homoeconomix The highest tax rate is not representative of what is paid. The most recently reported effective federal income tax rate of the 400 wealthiest taxpayers was in 2014 at a rate of 23.1%. This number goes down significantly if you’d count unrealized capital gains as income too.
Alright guys, this is the last time I'm going to address this, I hate all of you, I'm not weird I'm just comfortable!
SSRI internal monologue
Google Play, please calm down… 🥴
I've never actually thought about this & it's fucking me up 😭😭😭
this dude would be such a good survivor villain
have we considered the possibility that someone bought kate baldur’s gate iii for the holidays
This thing entering while I'm taking a shit and accidentally circumcising me
Self driving building Janitor. Cleans all bathrooms in a multistory building… Unassisted.
Knowing about a snow day in advance and planning fun stuff for the kids (and rescheduling my things) is a world of difference from finding out at 5am and scrambling 😅❄️⛄️
The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh. As a result, the bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight’s game, but will be distributed at a later date.
[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid
I think Kate Middleton is on Survivor 47.
I hosted my 2nd Annual Oscars party where the guests had to dress as a 2023 film character. Here’s how we did🔽🔽 Jake —> J. Robert Oppenheimer
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