Erik @Tim_and_Erik

I'm a drunk asshole who likes hearing the sound of my own voice. Joined January 2012

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Eli Valley @elivalley

3 years ago

When you’re a legitimate body of the people and not a vicious caldron of state violence

Jennifer Bendery @jbendery

3 years ago

When you’re a legitimate body of the people and not a vicious caldron of state violence

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If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

4 years ago

just overheard a girl saying to a guy “and you better not have herpes EITHER”

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nathan fielder @nathanfielder

5 years ago

I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.

Austin Police Department @Austin_Police

5 years ago

I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter. https://t.co/KjIw2xa7zl

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

5 years ago

1st amendment rights being violated. tear gas and rubber bullets come out despite everyone peacefully protesting, 20 minutes before the curveview. All so Trump could get a stupid fucking photo op since his feelings got hurt over the bunker jokes.

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

5 years ago

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Dan Hopper @DanHopp

5 years ago

For anyone who hates the statisticalization of baseball, here’s what analysis looked like in 2002

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

6 years ago

after being concert-going for 15+ years and multiple music festivals, i can safely say @Refused is in my top 5 shows of all time. absolutely incredible. check them out if you haven’t yet.

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

6 years ago

how has @Spotify not capitalized on bar jukeboxes yet?

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

6 years ago

Always applying @jtrain56 ‘s advice. It’s some knowledge the whole world should learn.

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Mike Zimmermann @MikeCZim

6 years ago

Rutgers can’t even celebrate properly...

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

6 years ago

I used @UberEats to get myself 4 cupcakes from a shop that’s ~5 min walk from my apartment in case anyone was curious how quickly my life is spiraling out of control.

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Erik @Tim_and_Erik

6 years ago

Imagine someone in 2012 telling you that A$AP Rocky’s only hope to be freed from a Swedish prison was Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leveraging their powerful political connections to have President Donald Trump make the call