Tall Tart @TimeLordTyler
Instagram: @timelordtyler I fed a cat a Dorito once. @ me California, USA Joined June 2009-
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Where all the ladies and theydies with cellulite? Bring that topographical ass over here.
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Tall Tart retweeted
Happy Pride Month to the cast of The Mummy and all the awakenings viewing it inspired 🩷💜💙
Tall Tart retweeted
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In a bar today, I learned Buzz Aldrin’s mother’s maiden name. You’ll never guess what it is.
Above all else, MIB was the first real piece of media that got me into SciFi as a genre. And this ending was my first existential crisis too.
Above all else, MIB was the first real piece of media that got me into SciFi as a genre. And this ending was my first existential crisis too.
Call the previous owners and offer to pay more after the fact.
Call the previous owners and offer to pay more after the fact.
Tall Tart retweeted
I’m an armpit smeller I fear
I’ve never wanted anything more than to be an actor/philanthropist puppet attached to Kepl’s hand.
There’s not really a better feeling than your really smart and capable friend telling you they’re willing to put time into something you’re working on. Like such a confidence boost.
You want me to stop polluting the oceans? The thing that killed Jack Dawson? 1 plastic straw please.
Another random fear of mine. Having sex and my partner realizing that I have belly button lint.
At this point: I basically am just using tacos as a meaty vehicle for onion and cilantro.
I’m tired of slow mo. Just show me that shit in real time. I can just replay it if need be.
Tall Tart retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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