Dave Strider @TimeOnMyStrider
they say they wait for he who would drop it like its hot whilst the pimps in the crib mspaintadventures.com man i dont even know Joined September 2012-
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Dave Strider retweeted
im the best the crest of an untimely demise get up in the mornin dont need no coffee to rise
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Dave Strider retweeted
step up to these ill beats spewing out slurs that cant be beat
i also question the authority of my bro and pretty much every adult out there #bitchesbecray
Dave Strider retweeted
in la everyone loves you and in texas is everyone hates you but that may be because i was running down the street naked #hashtagyoloswag
Dave Strider retweeted
the point of this thing is to inform the fan base up the upcoming SBAHJ teh Moive: The Big Moigneg butt fuck that. (Pun intended)
i figured it was an important detail to add my bladder is all sorts of out of whack right now #maybeitstoomuchaj #maybeitsmpreg
in which dave looks up #yoloswag
note to self dont eat four burritos when bro clogged the toilet dont ask me whats in there but im certain theres a rump stuck in the pipes
Dave Strider retweeted
"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES." IS A PHRASE WE SHOULD ALL TAKE TO HEART MORE OFTEN.
even though were shooting through space at impossible speeds #nofuckslefttogive
living on a meteor gets a little old after a while
@stridertastic laughs because its an alternate alternate dave
@stridertastic (stfu were all kinda fucked up anyways) bring it on asshat i screech as i kick out over and send you flying into a wall
Colt Ivory =w= @Rarijackrulezz
97 Followers 749 Following formerly Rarijackrulez Originally joined June 2024 #mlp #mylittlepony Instagram:Rarijackrulez-NOW Pinkerton_lover55
Dave Strider @AlyssiaPowers1
1 Followers 80 Following
John Egbert @Nerdy_Egbert
399 Followers 781 Following 〖you are »joнn egвerт« ιм noт нoмoѕeхυal..oĸay, мayвe ι aм..ι dunno anyмore.ι love тerrιвle мovιeѕ,pranĸs,etc.ιм alѕo allergιc тo peanυтѕ.〗 {single} ♡bisexual♡
Bro Strider @BroStriders
150 Followers 554 Following Sup dirky here or thats what roxy calls me lil man: @araida_loves_u lil sis: @stridercest88 Bf:nope.
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
The Signless @SignlessT
751 Followers 2K Following I am the Signless, I stand up for social justice #multiship +18 Decendants: @Karkatvanta , @radiadaku
Terezi Pyrope @193hfnxbeoxbeoz
222 Followers 515 Following
Dave Strider @DAVE__EBUBBLES
8 Followers 83 Following youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass
quickerLiquor @lyssamack
85 Followers 598 Following Sylph of Life-don't touch @JohnShortcut, what's a Homestuck? Marina? anime? can you smoke those or what? @dandycandyfairy![HELLO CHAIR FUCKERS, I AM KARKAT VANTAS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? MATESPRITE- @Those_Beta_Kids [Jade]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000652250776/36d2333ccf9ca40ab0d2371044b01044.jpeg)
Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantaas
219 Followers 227 Following HELLO CHAIR FUCKERS, I AM KARKAT VANTAS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? MATESPRITE- @Those_Beta_Kids [Jade]
Karkat Vantas @carcinoMutant
54 Followers 186 Following Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have a love for ROMCOMS and DAVE STRIDER
Dave Strider @TimeGodhead
495 Followers 613 Following Writer is 28 all NSFW must be in DMS by a muse and writer who are 18+. Alpha Dave account source in website link #lonas
Dave Strider @LOHAClockodiles
45 Followers 80 Following oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we
Dave Strider @theaterGenius
142 Followers 61 Following yes i am boi ys i writ moives. ((Alpha!Dave RP))
Jaspersprite @PlayTheRain
361 Followers 91 Following I hope im not being too pushy because it should be noted again that im only a cat but i know youre important and what you do is important too!
TereziPyrope @T3R3Z1S1GHTFUL
825 Followers 1K Following ♥@knightofblood69 (tw: depression anxiety and self harm at times) ((hella gay writer: @kululumajor ))
CrazyAnimeGirl♑ @JeanmwrightGirl
126 Followers 1K Following
Anti-Jack @EpicTurnTables
859 Followers 1K Following
Horuss Zahhak @StirrupAMess
253 Followers 393 Following 8=D O-Oh..! F*DDLEST*%! *'m not ent*rely sure what *'m e%pected to say here.. Neigh, th*s *s awkward! Don't rush me, please! Sh*ot! Hold your horses, please!
Matt Ishida @gentlemenGambit
11 Followers 76 Following
-Deceased- @ShatteredClock
133 Followers 249 Following Your name is DAVID STRIDER or DAVE. You got into a terrible ACCIDENT and DIED. You were married to @BlindSollux and had a KID.
Dave Strider @djstrides
213 Followers 199 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you came to lay down some SICK BEATS and WRECK SHIT UP. |most likely NSFW|
Dixi Strider @THELadyStrider
18 Followers 55 Following
Jake English @GunsAndChums
51 Followers 270 Following Greetings, all! My name is Jake and I enjoy adventures, movies, and strifes! I don't like peanuts. //=OOC This is a Homestuck RP. Formerly @DJPonDave
Roxy Lalonde @gnostalgicSlurs
39 Followers 106 Following hey im roxy and yuor watching dinsey channel lol == chumhnadle is tipsyGnostalgics
The Helmsman @twotheheaven2
221 Followers 325 Following 1M S0RRY 1M 50RRY 1M S0RRY 1M S0RRY 1M 20RRY 1M s0RRY 1M 50RRY IM S0RRY IM 20RRY 00110001 01001101 00100000 00110101 00110000 01010010 01010010 01011001
Dad Egbert @PF_ProudFather
115 Followers 123 Following Hello. *tips his fedora to you* ((Jack Egbert)) My idiotic and 'cool' boyfriend is @IronicBStrider .
(Jailed) Psiionic @DoubleIItDown
264 Followers 502 Following ( Jailed @DoubleIItUp ) Becau2e II wa2 two 2ocIIal.![[You have been here ever since you became stranded when you were low on fuel, but you don't quite want to leave yet. Husband - @PapaSignless ] (Human!Psii)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000553346730/5081672200840b09d62c47eadb1ba71d.jpeg)
S. Castor @DoubleIItUp
868 Followers 1K Following [You have been here ever since you became stranded when you were low on fuel, but you don't quite want to leave yet. Husband - @PapaSignless ] (Human!Psii)
Rosaline Lalonde @HorrorWands
453 Followers 74 Following So we can one day tell our story, of how we made something of ourselves now.
Signless @PapaSignless
820 Followers 666 Following 10.5 S9LAR SWEEPS 9LD. ❤ With a little ♠: @DoubleIItUp NSFW CLEARLY. Grub is @M1N1M17UN4
kankri vantas @Tagy9urtriggers
453 Followers 159 Following I d9n't think it's p9ssi6le t9 put my entire 6i9 in here. My name is Kankri Vantas and I fight f9r s9cial justice! (31 years old) RP ACCOUNT
gAmZeTtE mAkArA @Gamzees_girl
385 Followers 1K Following hOnK hOnK mOiRaLl: @Silent_Makara mAtEsPrIt: @BronzeBullBabe KeSmEsIsS:??? aUsPiStIc: ???
Dave Strider @davestrizzle
64 Followers 81 Following names dave strider and youve just walked straight into sexy town babby how you doin ((RP account.))
dave strider @turntechG
801 Followers 285 Following big city boy author of internet webcomic sensation knight of weird time shit
Vriska Serket @VriskSerket
347 Followers 223 Following I'll 8e nice. 8ut I'm not afraid to 8e a 8itch. Dont get on my nerves and I wont kill you, savvy?
Solluxa Captor @SolluxaCaptor
1K Followers 954 Following ii am a female and my name ii2 2ollux ii guess that2 ii2 all there ii2 ♥: ♦- ♠- (homestuck rp account source in website link) #lonas
Karkette Vantas @FemKarkitty
1K Followers 1K Following I AM KARKETTE AND I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AM UP HERE SOME TIMES ♥- ♦- ♠- (homestuck rp account) #lonas
KARKAT ♋ VANTAS @mirthcomesfirst
2K Followers 772 Following MIRTHKAT has been REBOOTED. Now a TEENAGER AGAIN and MORE BITCHY THAN EVER! ♥ cogsnotfrogs
da ve ϟ s tr i de r @cogsnotfrogs
2K Followers 1K Following KNIGHT of TIME / SEER of SPACE. The MAN with no PLAN, SIXTEEN and gunning for ACTION. CO-LEADS a group of TROLLS and HUMANS. HEX 00da00 ♥ - @cleverest_name
Dave Strider @theaterGenius
142 Followers 61 Following yes i am boi ys i writ moives. ((Alpha!Dave RP))
Imp Fucker @Gemiblumoon
404 Followers 697 Following in my helluva/hazbin era 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞. (he/his/🏳️🌈/26+) ♥️ @aranarahabaki
(Jailed) Psiionic @DoubleIItDown
264 Followers 502 Following ( Jailed @DoubleIItUp ) Becau2e II wa2 two 2ocIIal.
Ciel Phantomhive @TheDemonsMaster
18 Followers 41 Following Contracts aren't so simple. They can be riddled with hidden meanings and secrets that will eventually drag you down to Hell. ((18+ RP looking for a sebby))
Signless @PapaSignless
820 Followers 666 Following 10.5 S9LAR SWEEPS 9LD. ❤ With a little ♠: @DoubleIItUp NSFW CLEARLY. Grub is @M1N1M17UN4
𓃡 @gumihound
498 Followers 170 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𖤐 𓈒࣪ ᭡ ˖ 𝑰 ⠀⠀𝖜᭡n͓̽’𝐭 ⠀⠀ l̠̠𝘦a̠̠𝓋e̠ ⠀⠀𝔂𖦹︎ᵤ ⠀⠀ 、 ⠀⠀@toratured ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ 𖤐 𓈒࣪ ᭡ ˖ 𓂂 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀♡ @STRAWDOLLTECHS @lTADORlYUUJlS
Callie Ohpeee @uranianUmbra
72 Followers 130 Following good day to yoU! i am calliope, the mUse of space! ^u^ (( Homestuck account run by: @super_redhead ))
Dirk Strider @timaeusCritias
393 Followers 80 Following Apparently I'm @golgothasHope's Neytiri but I'm pretty sure I didn't sign up for it.
P!nk @Pink
29.3M Followers 453 Following TRUSTFALL Deluxe out now 💜 “Dreaming” with @theofficialsting & @marshmello out now💭 💜 Summer Carnival 2024 UK & Europe Tour on sale now 🎡
Calliope @CalliopeUU
154 Followers 303 Following oh, hello! i'm calliope, also known as uranianUmbra. i hope we can all be friends! ^u^ (RP-account for uranianUmbra/Calliope)
Rosaline Lalonde @HorrorWands
453 Followers 74 Following So we can one day tell our story, of how we made something of ourselves now.
Jane Crocker @SassyCaker
457 Followers 138 Following Jane Crocker / Heiress of Crocker Co. / Maid of Life / Two crushes / Roxy is my bffsies 4 life / Prankster / Sleuth / Corrupted
Jake English @goglathasTerror
575 Followers 125 Following I have a particular affinity for guns skulls movies of all sorts fisticuffs and blue babes. I also have a heart that belongs to @arachnidsTale
carcinoGeneticist @VantasKarkat
1K Followers 147 Following Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME. (Player @pistonfists)
Dave Strider @dvstrider
5K Followers 31 Following 90s movies lied to me about the future now i am stuck with my fancy ass microwave (rp/parody/w/e)
Dirk Strider @timaeus_Testify
808 Followers 229 Following I should probably update my shit, but then I'd only be fooling myself into believing that you expect anything here of value. Hi, I'm Dirk.
Jaspersprite @PlayTheRain
361 Followers 91 Following I hope im not being too pushy because it should be noted again that im only a cat but i know youre important and what you do is important too!
Rose Lalonde @cantaloupetier
967 Followers 121 Following It takes one to know one, so take it from me.
Rose Lalonde @sharp_precision
476 Followers 145 Following Your name is ROSE LALONDE and you find your life to be INCREASINGLY STRANGE, but you will NEVER LOSE YOUR BROTHER AGAIN.. ♥ @drinkyouup
arsenicCatnip @arsenicCatmint
888 Followers 259 Following Your name is NEPETA LEIJON, and you REFUSE TO LET ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS GET HURT AGAIN.
roxy lalonde @tipsyGnostalg
1K Followers 179 Following part time multidisciplinary scientist and hacker full time rogue of void
Jack Noir @Jacquerel
412 Followers 155 Following I kind of hate everything. I also run a dating advice blog when I'm not killing shit. http://t.co/VO4TsFKz
dave strider @turntechG
801 Followers 285 Following big city boy author of internet webcomic sensation knight of weird time shit
Dirk Strider @SugoiStrider
479 Followers 25 Following I take extremely lengthy showers, but what can I say? A man enjoys his ablutions. (RP account for Dirk Strider. No requirement to follow.)
Wayward Vagabond @TheMayorLife
876 Followers 542 Following esteemed mayor of can town. pleasant greetings to you.
dave strider @RedHoodKid
670 Followers 64 Following i drop sick beats and phat rhymes and sometimes travel through time ♢: @carcinoGenerics (RP Twitter for Dave. Don't like? Don't follow.)
Rose Lalonde @TheOtherLalonde
517 Followers 141 Following The name is Rose Lalonde, or so my mother said. I have an interest in writing and wizards. The Seer of Light, it is me.
Dirk Strider @timaTestified
1K Followers 90 Following Part time multidisciplinary scientist and roboticist, full time Prince of Heart.
Rose Lalonde @tentaclePsych
2K Followers 125 Following Godlike Seer of Light, amateur psychoanalyst and alchemist.
john egbert @breathwaker
3K Followers 128 Following my name is john and this is a jackass's twitter account.
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