𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 @TimepassMusings
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'Oggy and the Cockroaches' ki yaad achanak se aa gayi Added to watchlist 👍🏻👍🏻
So true 😜🤣🤣 This tweet, and the graphic, will always naturally come to my mind, whenever there'll be such a scene in any Indian movie / serial
So true 😜🤣🤣 This tweet, and the graphic, will always naturally come to my mind, whenever there'll be such a scene in any Indian movie / serial
I often nudge people in pondering over this topic -- Why are #sunsets romanticized more, when compared to #sunrises? a) Is it an easier task.. To click dusks, from time management/ schedules' perspective b) Subah uthna katthin hai c) Its just doesn't matter.. dawn or dusk
A lingering question on my mind.. Could we have been at a same place, at some point in time -- Like putting up in आजू - बाजू waala hotel 🤔🤔 📸🫱🏻🫲🏼
A lingering question on my mind.. Could we have been at a same place, at some point in time -- Like putting up in आजू - बाजू waala hotel 🤔🤔 📸🫱🏻🫲🏼 https://t.co/cwBdh2wJzC
Not true! Especially when the other subject is technically 'not yours' Prove me wrong, on ethical & practical kissing grounds, and I'll pay* for your afternoon meal today * ᶜᵒⁿᵈⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 😜
I've stopped feeling guilty of my typos Have accepted the inadvertent situationship with the inadvertent typos syndrome 🫱🏻🫲🏼
I've stopped feeling guilty of my typos Have accepted the inadvertent situationship with the inadvertent typos syndrome 🫱🏻🫲🏼
Wholesomely appreciate those Twitterati, who follow the 'minimal characters' posting rule I tried doing that many times, but failed miserably.. may be 'coz of my middle class upbringing & present Jab tak full 280 characters' limit poori naa ho jaaye, likhta rehta hoon✍🏻 😜😎
Aise kaise sudhrega yeh sansaar?!! 🙄
#Amul's creative team & advertising agencies have simply proven that a product's marketing can be effectively & creatively carried out not just in one, two, three, ten, twenty seasons.. but spanning in decades Even the age of Artificial Intelligence creations would fall dwarf :)
#Amul's creative team & advertising agencies have simply proven that a product's marketing can be effectively & creatively carried out not just in one, two, three, ten, twenty seasons.. but spanning in decades Even the age of Artificial Intelligence creations would fall dwarf :)
'Lumpens' is the apt description for these brainwashed Nincompoops
'Lumpens' is the apt description for these brainwashed Nincompoops
This matter & topic are worth pondering upon, very very seriously -- just the way Global Positioning System (GPS) was, at one point of time Core guiding / benchmarking / systemic technologies should hurriedly & systematically be indigenized, no matter what
This matter & topic are worth pondering upon, very very seriously -- just the way Global Positioning System (GPS) was, at one point of time Core guiding / benchmarking / systemic technologies should hurriedly & systematically be indigenized, no matter what
I like the Indian sweet called पनीर छैनामुर्गी without ever thinking & questioning is the phonetic name छैनामुर्गी actually right or misappropriation 🙄 Now when I wrote it on Ivaan Babaji"s post, I realized the छैना part of the word must be okay, but not मुर्गी Suggestions??
I like the Indian sweet called पनीर छैनामुर्गी without ever thinking & questioning is the phonetic name छैनामुर्गी actually right or misappropriation 🙄 Now when I wrote it on Ivaan Babaji"s post, I realized the छैना part of the word must be okay, but not मुर्गी Suggestions??
This Rajdeep fellow is like 'Saxena' character of the comedy television show 'Bhabhiji ghar pe hain?" Thappad aur ghoonse khaane ke naye naye tareeke jugaad kar hee leta hai @sardesairajdeep naam ka patrakaar. Tabhi uska khana hazam hota hai shaayad. Uski Ghos(t)e biwi bhi
This Rajdeep fellow is like 'Saxena' character of the comedy television show 'Bhabhiji ghar pe hain?" Thappad aur ghoonse khaane ke naye naye tareeke jugaad kar hee leta hai @sardesairajdeep naam ka patrakaar. Tabhi uska khana hazam hota hai shaayad. Uski Ghos(t)e biwi bhi
"#AngooriBhabhi" role had been portrayed by 1) Shilpa Shinde (who was later replaced by..) 2) Shubhangi Atre Used to watch this comedy soap opera during Covid lockdowns, and once a while earlier too Which actor personified the character better : 1 or 2 ??
"#AngooriBhabhi" role had been portrayed by 1) Shilpa Shinde (who was later replaced by..) 2) Shubhangi Atre Used to watch this comedy soap opera during Covid lockdowns, and once a while earlier too Which actor personified the character better : 1 or 2 ?? https://t.co/N9EjyGkuAF
This song became #EdSheeran's first hit in India, after which he got the star status here Everyone was humming the song, including the kids, without realizing the lyrics were having dual meaning, and were sensual (18+ types) 😀 It was just like that #Roja's Rukmini Rukmini song
This song became #EdSheeran's first hit in India, after which he got the star status here Everyone was humming the song, including the kids, without realizing the lyrics were having dual meaning, and were sensual (18+ types) 😀 It was just like that #Roja's Rukmini Rukmini song
On a parallel universe.. mango, manwent, mangone 😇
On a parallel universe.. mango, manwent, mangone 😇
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