Tim Hanlon @TimfromDa70s
Tim Hanlon. Comedian. DOPE CITY Comedy Tour. coming to Seattle, Phoenix, Tacoma Spokane Boise, Brea, Irvine.... Dopecitycomedy.com Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2011-
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The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled "The sparkle in yo Daddy's eye will now be considered children" #Alabama
Still works
I'm storing up cuss words, keepin 'em under my tongue.
Women win 92% of custody battles Be careful with the ones that lose. #standupcomedy #comedy
Why are billionaires acting so crazy?
Anyone else notice that ever since they shut down Epstein island, wacky billionaires been finding more insane hobbies. Like going to space, taking submarines, runnin' for President.
Just bought my wife a ticket on OceanGate explorer for next year. Best $250,000 ever.
The future is female, that's why it's not here yet
I've got some great comedy club dates coming up. Austin Dallas Ft Worth Louisville Ft Wayne and more... youtube.com/shorts/1P3CkT-…
A Tennessee delivery man was arrested for dipping his testicles in salsa. It's the third time he's been arrested for the same crime. Either Tennessee needs to make their punishment tougher or the Salsa hotter.
This A.I. junk is scary. I asked ChatGpt what is my password and it gave me my bank pw, my gmail pw and my netflix pw. That's it man im movin' to the woods.
Austin 6/7 - Dallas 6/9 - Ft Worth 6/10 - Louisville 7/12 - Ft Wayne 7/13 - Appleton 7/16
Seriously tho. Some of them TV writers should be gettin paid less.
If I gotta give my Uber driver directions I should get 50% off. You the driver and Im the navigator? Then I ain't a customer We co-workers now.
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@TimfromDa70s Ha, they're gonna outlaw male masturbation soon, cause that's reckless abandonment. Just wait.
Thanks to everyone who came out to the @punchlinesf Such a fun night!! Always fantastic to see My 1st fan Kim Close Drury
Sorry but NYC sold out in 48 hours. We are potentially adding another show in a larger venue. If you want ticket links in advance, we let the patreon people know first. Patreon dot com / lemonparty All tix at lemonparty dot life @lemonpartyshow
this is true x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Me: oh that's mean @josh_watson: I mean, they're already blind to reality. 💥 x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
True science x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Actual tears x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Wouldn't matter. #MAGA monsters are already blind. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
If you wear your "I'm with Her" shirt you can be edgy and nobody cares... x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Tru dat! Wait you don't believe in science anyway so take the hat off and stare right at it. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Please, by all means, pass it on!!! x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Also, this method works with shirts and hoodies that say make America great again x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
True. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
A Nazi shirt & khakis work as well. #JustDoIt x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
This is a scientific fact. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Also, peeing on electric fences well give you superpowers. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
You're right. We'll be watching through welding helmets instead because we will be at work. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
😎 are for ❄? Good thing we still have ACA coverage... x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
Redundant, clearly the people wearing those hats are already blind. x.com/timfromda70s/s…
Science tip: If you wear your Make America Great Hat you can stare right at the eclipse without wearing those sissy ass glasses.
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