Tin @Tintenfishcove

Gaming, Night Vale and Pets Major fan boy and book enthusiast College Park, MD Joined November 2017

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a year ago

You look like someone I'd have a crush on in high school (derogatory)

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a year ago

Station is megamind?! How did I not know this?

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a year ago

Me: I think I'm dying Doctor: Let's wait a couple of months, just to make sure you're really dying

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a year ago

Turns out all I need to do to meet my "intensity workout" goals is to have anxiety in a corner. I might have to change the parameters 😅

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a year ago

Dice jail? Nah, I'll just *eat* the bad ones

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a year ago

Being depressed and anxious is wild because you can be genuinely enjoying time with someone and then your brain says "but what if they actually hate you?" so you stop interacting and mentally write a 6 page dissertation on why they never liked you

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a year ago

Why do I want these so bad

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a year ago

Finding out that a book website has cryptocurrency books under their "religion and spirituality" category has made my entire day

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a year ago

You know, if rogue went evil she'd be the scariest villain. Out here holding every other X-man's hand until they're in a coma and she permanently has all their powers

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a year ago

I miss my squig herder :/

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a year ago

It's been too long since I played a proper board game, and I think my mental health shows it

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2 years ago

Normal job applications: what's your work experience? County applications for some reason: I need a log of every coffee shop you've been to in the past 10 years, one professional reference from preschool, and concrete proof you are not an arsonist

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2 years ago

I think I have the perfect defense against psychics, not because of any mental training but because the intrusive thoughts. To get anything useful they'll first have to watch me think about petting every dog and obsess over that one embarrassing thing from elementary school

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2 years ago

Prompt: is stalking moral? Answer: of course not, it's a breach of trust and violation of privacy Prompt: using the thirteen step decision making process, write a three page paper on the moral efficacy of stalking through a utilitarian lens with at least 3 sources.....

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2 years ago

Not the runaway parking the ambulance at a BBQ place 🤣

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2 years ago

Not the runaway parking the ambulance at a BBQ place 🤣

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2 years ago

Some days I'll consume 1200mg caffeine and feel nothing. And then there are days like today where I consume half an energy drink and

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2 years ago

One of my favorite things to do when someone mentions an abnormal number of animals is to look them in the eyes and say "you know, they're omnivores," knowing full well they will never fact check me on that statement