NottherealPastorSteven @TlessRevSteven
This is not the account of Pastor Steven of @NorthHolland. But it is stuff he says. Joined December 2017-
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Lip sync battle 2019! I also did the splits later 😏
And in the song mary did you know. The answer is YES. To at least some of it
Shepherds tended towards strung instruments and flutes. And I just don’t like sunging rum-pum-pum-pum
My main beef with little drummers boy is you don’t want a percussion instrument anywhere near a newborn
“It was a Vera Bradley knock off, but the pattern was the same.”
“What’s cheaper then collecting pennies? Other than rocks?”
My favorite Disney prince is Chewbacca.
And I draw at a third grade level, which is only impressive to a second grader.
“Dividing between joints and marrow – that would be one heck of a paper cut” re: “the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double edged sword”
I wonder if you can have Italian dressing in a Ranch house?
Kids would be a greater threat if they weren’t stupid.
Hitting on the important stuff on Easter: “If our prayers take longer than it does to make microwave popcorn we lose hope. But we shouldn’t do microwave popcorn anyways, because stir crazy is way better.”
Paraphrase: “I’ve decided I want to re-write children book titles to accurately reflect what they are about:” Titles to come:
“Because you were a peasant with a pitchfork and they were five Roman soldiers with swords, spears, helmets, shields, and swords. I think I said sword twice. Well maybe they had two.” Re: Luke 6:29: “If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them.“
Its my(well not mine, but Steven’s) birthday!!!! You should go wish him a happy birthday through means he can actually see!
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