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It was reported yesterday that the conservative leader insisted the speaker review in detail what assessments were expected to be completed for Monday even though everyone could have been let out early.
Hungry Protestors Soften Loblaws Boycott To Allow For Consumption Of President’s Choice Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookies thetorontoharold.com/news/hungry-pr…
Loblaws CEO, and AI rendering of an average Danish man, Per Bank condemned those planning a Loblaws boycott stating food prices are not his fault. Instead people should look to blame whoever is in charge of grocery stores and deciding how much things should be sold for.
In Latest Bid To Curb TTC Fare Evasion, CEO Rick Leary Is Just Standing In Union Station With A Gun thetorontoharold.com/news/in-latest…
Oh Goddamnit, Mom’s New Boyfriend Is That Talking French Pineapple thetorontoharold.com/news/oh-goddam…
Loblaws Offers Shoppers Additional 50 Optimum Points On Blueberries If They Promise Not To Boycott thetorontoharold.com/news/loblaws-o…
TTC Encouraging Riders To Board From The Front Of Streetcar Currently Engulfed In Flames thetorontoharold.com/news/ttc-encou…
“No one understands what racial oppression feels like the way a Canadian-born boy in the 80’s does,” stated the Ontario Conservative house leader.
White Powder On Ford’s Face Revealed To Just Be From A Jelly Donut thetorontoharold.com/news/white-pow…
Tim Horton’s Gets Liquor License In Latest Effort To Capture Late-Night Market thetorontoharold.com/news/tim-horto…
“But Babe, Apples Have Always Been $5 Each And You Loved Paying That Much,” States Galen Weston In New PR Approach thetorontoharold.com/news/but-babe-…
City Adds A Bunch Of Dynamite To Gardiner Overpass thetorontoharold.com/news/city-adds…
New TTC Route Will Take You Directly To The Bottom Of The Lake thetorontoharold.com/news/new-ttc-r…
With Playoffs Looming, Maple Leafs Fans Happy That LCBO Paper Bags Are Back In Circulation thetorontoharold.com/news/with-play…
Toronto Has A Brand New Place For You To Sit In And Cry thetorontoharold.com/news/toronto-h…
9 Dead After Streetcar Riders Attempt To Share Presto Card thetorontoharold.com/news/9-dead-af…
“I’ve been staring at the sun for years without issue. Now I’m being forced to wear protective eyewear? I’m not letting no one tell me what to do with my eyes,” stated one Thornhill resident.
Hundreds of dogs and other pets across the city have reportedly begun to freak out because apparently they’re too dumb to understand that the path of the moon is crossing the sun today.
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Funniest thing to come out of Canada since SCTV. Plus, you gotta give Torontonians credit for having a sense of humor despite their hockey team not having won the Stanley Cup since the year I was born. I'm 55. I got mine at 43.
Due to the Canada wide outage this AM, we’re only able to accept cash!! We will update y’all once this changes.
Rogers customers in Ontario have reported experiencing outages and delayed mobility service in what they’re describing as “regular Rogers service”. We reached out to Rogers for comment but we’re unabated to reach them as we use Rogers.
Who leaked this to the @TorontoHarold ???
Told ya.
The Toronto Harold does not get enough attention alongside thing like The Beaverton
@TorontoHarold This is the richest thing I've seen on this garbage platform in MONTHS!!! A sincere thank you.
Everything about this is brilliant
Lmao at Instagram removing the @TorontoHarold post that said Canada Dry cures Covid
Good morning to everyone especially the @TorontoHarold 🤣
I hope the doctors have reminded DMX that All Dogs Go to Heaven
Happy Groundhog Day. again. and again. #onpoli #COVID19Ontario
@lukeofbrien @TorontoHarold Thank you for a fresh perspective! My eyes are certainly open!
I'm proud to represent Canada's greatest absolutely for sure real news website @TorontoHarold (The Beaverton can straight up fuck off!) and the bold journalism it affords me. youtu.be/25TeQS-GEoM
@TeatimeTrading That's the face I made when I read that too. I read it on facebook and it wasn't credited to anyone. I read the comments on the post and it was reposted with credit to @TorontoHarold It wouldn't be half as good a tweet without the "his brother's widow". Good one.
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