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This is my manifesto on highly-regarded mensa-inductees that have definitely not consumed any amount of paint thinner, crayons, glue, paste, or WD-40. I know you are a BIG smarty.
As some know, I like to argue with people on 𝕏 dot com. I don't care about…
FRED: Wilmaaa!
WILMA: What is it, Fred?
FRED: I don't think it's too much to ask to have brontosaurus burgers ready for me when I get home.
WILMA: Fred... the brontosaurus isn't a real species of dinosaur.
Fred strikes Wilma, knocking her to the floor. Barney enters the room.…
Secret group that is trying to take over the world, but actually, already controls the world, but we will never let them take over the world.
Their power fluctuates wildly depending on how I feel that day.
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147 Followers 96 FollowingIt is now safe to turn off your computer..
Murdered a man in cold blood in 1987, acquitted.
Floridaman in a distant land.
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