JOSH_MUL @Troller_Josh
When no one else will help you, gods their with his arms open.♥ South Africa , JOHBURG Joined May 2012-
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Sadly, no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking. -_-
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When I kill a roach in my kitchen, I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the other roaches know not to fuck with me.
"Shaggy, u Scooby & Velma go downstairs & check the basement; Daphne & I'll go upstairs & check the bedrooms." Well played Fred, well played
Santa knocked on my door yelling "Ho, Ho, Ho!" and I told him that your girlfriend isn't here.
Dammit i pissed off someone i was trying to make happy.✗
Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone.
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I M 2 6 C 4 U. RT if you get it.
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"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos!
We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day ;)
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Girl: "Dad, I am lesbian." Sister: "Me too dad." Dad: "Doesn't anyone like guys here!?" Son: "I do."
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Sandy: "I like karate." Spongebob: "I like ka-ra-tay." Mr. Krabs: "I like mo-ney-ay." Squidward: "I hate all of you."
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Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside
Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain." Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude, change the topic!"
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