Tume @Tumebug

Joined November 2018

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Sopranos World @SopranosWorld

6 days ago

Kawhi and Steve Ballmer showing Pablo Torre all the trees they planted

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richard @richard_normal

3 weeks ago

you aren’t allowed to say an nba player stinks anymore. you have to say they’re showing flashes and you’re excited about their development as a playmaker.

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Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith

15 years ago

Let me nip this in the bud right now. Folks need to be very careful and not label ALL MUSLIMS in a negative way. Period. With that being

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celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp. @celinedionysus_

3 months ago

we are so shocked by "butthead" that we ignore the strangeness of the name "beavis",

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drew @DrewWalls10

3 months ago

All that running for nothing 😂

ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_

3 months ago

All that running for nothing 😂

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Marxist Lynchist🇳🇬🇵🇸 @dklmarxist

3 months ago

Waving my giant Hamas foam finger

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dyson daniels floater @killmesIime

3 months ago

Them Halle texts look like Eminem third verse on Stan

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Fowly @fowlytweets

3 months ago

Caring about child safety so much you develop a system where the most combat ready predators get to walk free

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marmot @MarmotRespecter

3 months ago

https://t.co/m4ihONwrEg

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The 2025 Pacers' existence makes me question whether I am real or if I am just a little boy in a machine somewhere and they are trying to see how absurd they can make my reality before I realize nothing is real Three impossible wins in one postseason. Totally unprecedented.

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hotdog water @girlsbian_

4 months ago

"open the pod bay doors, grok" "white genocide in south africa is a highly debated topi-"

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Tyler Lockett @TDLockett12

4 months ago

Lol all Jocic does is flop.. this isn’t basketball man

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Brian Graham @iroasmas

4 months ago

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

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Russillo @ryenarussillo

4 months ago

If Gobert could finish like Stromile he’d move MJ to #2.

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Colleen @Coll3enG

5 months ago

my boyfriend just said that on long drives he watches other cars and makes “friends” with the other drivers who are driving “normal” and gets sad when him and the other “normal” drivers part ways ????

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Adso Of Belk @AdsoOfBelk

5 months ago

3000 BC black mirror episode, a man drowns in a Mesopotamian irrigation ditch

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donald boat @laserboat999

5 months ago

You wanna be khan? You can't sleep 7,8 hours a day. I don't sleep. I ferment. The horse is a moving tactical cottage. I am surgically attached to the horse. I have compressed space by 10x. Stack that up over 1 week. I'm in your country roads. 2 weeks. I'm outside your capital