Turk @TurkPared

I'm really into being alive. I know it's not mainstream, and dead people are hip nowadays. But I don't care what's hip, I like being alive. Joined May 2012

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Turk @TurkPared

a week ago

Bro just fucking boot Jet already #fishtanklive

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Credit to the kiwifarms. NAL aka Queen Cobra aka Jessica, might have poisoned our gothic bad boy. The symptoms fit with what he was experiencing the night he posted his Facebook video about pain and discomfort.

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Turk @TurkPared

2 weeks ago

Fuck anyone who delivered alcohol to King Cobra JFS. Seriously, fuck you. Fuck mass shootings for that matter too.

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Turk @TurkPared

3 weeks ago

Little internet warriors wanting to beat an old retarded (handicapped) man's ass over material things. Brown behavior. Record for insurance and that's it. Not everything needs to be solved with violence, little thugs

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₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0

3 weeks ago

How do y'all live in the city--?

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Turk @TurkPared

2 months ago

Get a different show runner for S5. Jet just isn't it. No one is excited seeing Jet on screen. He's not funny and his on screen/off screen narcism is also kinda gay. I nominate @FrankHassleYT #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

2 months ago

The only fishtank update you need #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

3 months ago

Hate how Jet is constantly trying to be on cam now. The other day he gave Daniel advice (trying to be Sam) about working out, yet Jet has only gotten in worse shape lmao. Seriously, try a different director per season like ACTUAL shows do once in a while. #fishtanklive #fishtank

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Turk @TurkPared

3 months ago

60 dollars? 10 dollars? How bout I'm paying non of that #fishtank #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

3 months ago

Daniel is my favorite. Total fucking Chad #fishtank #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

3 months ago

Only dislikes for #NIGHTREIGN are from adult men who have no friends to play with 😹 it's a kino game safe to ignore the dislikes

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Turk @TurkPared

4 months ago

Women would rather bring scores of people to their deaths before ever listening to a man

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4 months ago

Women would rather bring scores of people to their deaths before ever listening to a man

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Turk @TurkPared

5 months ago

I miss /tv/ so much :<

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Kiwi Farms @KiwiFarmsDotNet

5 months ago

It appears that the source code for 4chan has been leaked. kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak…

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Turk @TurkPared

7 months ago

I love this new season of american politics. Trump season 2 is very entertaining so far

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Turk @TurkPared

9 months ago

Stuff is always happening this season because we don't have one of these to cry and complain and kill the vibe every 15 minutes or who thinks "making soy faces" is entertainment. Guess I just wanted to say Tayleigh sucks. Thanks for reading #fishtank #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

9 months ago

Someone just needs to tell Burt that it's all for fun and playful and he shouldn't get so angry and take everything personally #fishtank #fishtanklive

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Turk @TurkPared

10 months ago

Binx doesn't want kids because she "wants to climb a mountain one day". Poor thing will spiral in her 40s. A woman Is incapable of maturing or "growing up" until they have children, and even then that hardly happens. #fishtank #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

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Turk @TurkPared

10 months ago

If Binx and Mizzy had 10+ sexual partners, why didn't any of them stick around? Since they're both currently single then something is definitely wrong with them #FishTank #FishTanklive #FishTankdotlive

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Turk @TurkPared

10 months ago

Mizzy: "This show makes me feel unsafe and I don't trust production. I just wanna get kicked out and leave" Also Mizzy: "I want to stay as a freeloader after I'm kicked out because I like it here" Fellas, fuck these type of women but never marry them #FishTank #FishTanklive