Tweeetmebad @Tweeetmebad
Nobody likes an actual slut, just a slutty mind. favstar.fm/users/tweeetme… Joined April 2011-
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If it's any consolation, you looked fucking amazing during your meltdown.
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People make me sick, unless you cook them properly.
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I'll ask for nudes from cartoon avi's IDGAF.
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Calm down, things that require two hands.
I definitely wasn't prepared for a pit stop. You know, tampon wise.
When the chicken tastes like beef, you know you're on a winning streak.
The worst thing about Easter is getting the dog shit picked up in time.
Hey butch chicks, we know it's easier dressing like a boy when you can't afford it.
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I heard a kid on the playground call another kid a "Fart-Towel" I don't know what it means, but I'm gonna be using it from now on!
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People that have simple solutions for everything. Just no.
Whenever hubz pisses me off, I leave the dildo's in an upright position in our hiding place so he knows I've been using them without him.
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