Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

Professional waste of space. New Orleans, LA Joined May 2013

Tweets

405
Followers

133
Following

231
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147

Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

4 years ago

Pete Davidson didnt bag kim k Kim K bagged Pete. He is much more hot and interesting than her.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

5 years ago

*gets sent the cutest message ever from the cutest person ever* *me for the past 16 hours*

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Im still highly upset at @prattprattpratt for leaving that brachiosaurus. Just left him there to burn to a crisp at the edge of the dock. Im still traumatized and I often think about how he could have been saved.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

Reason why im a bad mom #452: I let iris eat powdered doughnuts for breakfast because I cant find the will to live, so making waffles was definitely not happening.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

Its always a never ending internal struggle, Do I spend the 2 dollar bill, or do I indulge in the fantasy that it'll be worth some big bucks in the future...

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

Dom throughout the whole f&f franchise: family is everything New fast and furious: oh yeah, I have a brother I never thought to talk about for 8 movies, but FaMiLy Is EvErYtHiNg

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

I was thrown in Facebook jail,

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

I cant relate to being sad that old friends arent my friends anymore. Like yeah, thanks for the memories, even though they werent so great 🤙

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

My eye BURNS, because I was eating a pickle and for some strange reason my dumbass switched hands to go and scratch my eye and now I have VINEGAR OR PICKLE JUICE OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA FUCKIN CALL IT IN MY EYE AND IT STINGS. THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW I DIE.