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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

Memes, MTG, metal and Malibu black. 🙏🏻 Akron, OH Joined March 2011
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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

6 years ago

Is it just me or do e-thots smell like pennies that have been stuck under a couch cushion for at least 9 years and disappointed parents

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

6 years ago

Embraced it, I tabled all my aces, But I can’t seem to break ahead. I’m anxious, It’s fucking with my chances of redemption. Footprints embedded in my skin, Love-struck so I can never win. It’s pulling me back, Take everything I have.

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

6 years ago

My face when people from like 5-10 years ago still come at me on the same energy they had towards me in high school. I think the fuck not 🙃🤦🏻‍♂️😆

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

6 years ago

Hey, @ATT. I have a question: would you be paying 300/300th’s of the price for not even 1/300th of the speed you’re promised? #Garbage

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KYR SP33DY @KYR_SP33DY

6 years ago

No, fuck you

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Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword

6 years ago

No, fuck you

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Wedge @TheManaSource

6 years ago

For when your brain is betraying you: You matter. You ARE important. You deserve to be alive. You deserve happiness. You are NEVER alone. This community cares about you. I care. We care. You can overcome this. I promise you can. I believe in you. We all do. <3

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😎😒😎😒 @_notshitposting

6 years ago

One of the fan signs in #Toronto said “KD drinks hotdog water,” and honestly I believe that’s probably the secret ingredient to his Wheaties.

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MTGGoldfish @MTGGoldfish

7 years ago

I've entered to win a Ridge Wallet and Modern Masters 2015 Booster Box courtesy of @MTGGoldfish and @ridgewallet mtggoldfish.com/articles/ridge…

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

7 years ago

Dry texters make me want to put a brick between my eyes and aggressively nod yes until I can’t feel annoyed.

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

7 years ago

Not rly one to subtweet so I’ll just shrug emoji and assume that you get the message 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

7 years ago

I’ve come to a stage in my life where being petty has lost all of its fun.

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

Ask me anything! curiouscat.me/TwerkForSubway

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

My whole fuckin life is a shrug emoji

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thomas @iucipur

8 years ago

I’ve outdone myself this time

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

dogs or cats?🤔 — Yes. Dogs because they actually give a shit about you more than 4% of the time but cats are pro-s... curiouscat.me/TwerkForSubway…

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

Listening to Heaven And Hell by Black Sabbath is pretty much a daily ritual nowadays. #RIPDio

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson, ooOoooOOOOO. I am four eels. Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy.

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

what you doing — J chillin, writing hbu thug curiouscat.me/TwerkForSubway…

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Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway

8 years ago

hi you ok — no curiouscat.me/TwerkForSubway…

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