Caroline @TwistedColossus

“I would always rather be happy than dignified.” Joined July 2014

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

5 days ago

Dinosaur closing date announced for 2nd February. See you in January, Disney World for one last ride. 🦖

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Crawled back to this site just to tell you I booked a flight to the US. Current plan; state #49 (Maine), Epic Universe & play off football in the correct time zone. I’ve never been to Orlando in January, the reward flights were ridiculous and I deserve to treat myself.

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

10 months ago

Yeah… someone took Twisted Colossus on the other app so I’ve taken ~velocicoasters

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

10 months ago

Updated and reimagined Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour from Tokyo would be a perfect fit.

DSNY Newscast @DSNYNewscast

10 months ago

Updated and reimagined Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour from Tokyo would be a perfect fit.

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Sasha🦋 @sashcfc

10 months ago

Prime Kante is better than any version of Rodri.

Beca Alice ⚽️ @coachbeca

10 months ago

Prime Kante is better than any version of Rodri.

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

10 months ago

I’d ridden it by 10:13, pure insanity. Finally some airtime in the UK. Might even buy some merch. Loved it!!

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

10 months ago

Figured I’d travelled thousands of miles to ride wacky worms and crap, better brave Thorpe Park before the season ends to get on Hyperia 🤞

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11 months ago

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George Scaife @Scaife51

11 months ago

If you care that he’s not English, you have a losers mentality👍🏻 And I trust that if we do win things, you’ll be sat down in the pub sulking while we’re all celebrating

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

11 months ago

If you care that he’s not English, you have a losers mentality👍🏻 And I trust that if we do win things, you’ll be sat down in the pub sulking while we’re all celebrating

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Liban @LibanLDN

11 months ago

Tuchel got his citizenship when he won the UCL for Chelsea with a three of Werner, Havertz & Mount.

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

11 months ago

The FA, I’m warning you, you better treat Tuchel right. I’ll be coming for you if you don’t.

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Caroline @TwistedColossus

11 months ago

Seattle is getting READY for the 2026 World Cup, you’ve got to wonder why they’re holding the final in MetLife when Lumen would be a perfect venue. I don’t have to guess too hard, we all know FIFA is corrupt.