Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

Is there such a thing as a bathroom standup or does that just imply shitty jokes. Bengaluru, India Joined May 2012

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

9 months ago

Forever replying with “bing bop boom boom boom bop bam, The type of shit I'm on, you wouldn't understand.” when asked what’s been up lately.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

10 months ago

Me : Lately, I feel like I don’t know myself. Therapist: Wym, you’re you! Me : Oh ok problem solved. *hangs up* This therapy shit easy.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

Airplane journeys are just very inefficient loading screens for large levels (aka the world). Have we as a species thought of turning down the resolution so the maps load quicker?

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

Thank god I wasn’t in charge of naming AirPods cause I would’ve 100% named it MusicMuttai 🥚(music egg in Tamil)

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

UX is so silly like tell me your problems and I’ll draw boxes about it.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

*minor inconvenience* Me : “Throughout the history of humanity no human being has been subject to such dire conditions. I alone have it harder than anyone else. What a martyr I am. “

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

Sir, you can’t just put Vibin’ as a state, we’re going to need to know where you live in order to send you this 📦 .

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

a year ago

Quite funny that planes have their wings turned up like that. Like, I get it buddy, you have great balance in the air, no need to be a show off about it.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

Trams are just enslaved busses.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

It’s chewsday innit … (It was in fact, not at all chewsday)

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

Class warfare

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

Coming to the realisation that UX is basically “log kya kahenge”, but applied to business.

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

People who go for a 🏃‍♂️ in rainy weather have completely conquered their own minds. Truly dangerous and scary and setting a bad example for the rest of us.

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“paula” @paularambles

2 years ago

british iOS devs be like innit()

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sophie @netcapgirl

2 years ago

too barbie for my oppenheimer friends, too oppenheimer for my barbie friends

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Rithvik Randhir @TwitvikR

2 years ago

What guys think will happen when they send a dick pic

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I wonder how many of those "Bard is better than chatGPT and here's what you need to know ..." threads are actually just AI generated themselves. Allowing AI to pat its own back with the confidence of a million suns is a very twitter move tho, so kudos.