TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

TWO TREE FC. Based in Southend but born on the island. Greatest 7 aside dogging team in England. Follow us for squad news. @two_treefc on insta Two tree island Joined February 2019

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6 years ago

Welcome to The Arsenal, Nicolas Pepe 🤩 🇨🇮 #PepeIsHere ⚡️

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

SHOUT PUT THE TWO TREE LADS. HAVING IT LARGE #cherrybay

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

BIG UP THE TWO TREE BOYS HAVING IT LARGE IN ZANTE #cherrybay

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

UP THE TWO TREE BOYS. HAVING IT LARGE #cheerybar

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

THE BOYS HAVE WON THERE THIRD GAME IN A ROW THE MARTIN EFFECT IS IN FULL FLOW AND WE HAVE A TOTAL OF 9 POINTS #OFFTHELEAD #martinsatthewheel

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INJURY UPDATE: Smiths injury was given the all clear and he returned to the pitch. Many of the players toes and feet are mangled to fuck and Gilb has picked up a brutal golf ball injury to the ankle. Martins injury is still very present and a return isn’t yet on the cards #mcfuck

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

INJURY UPDATE: after meeting with specialists we have results on recent injuries. Smith seems to be ok to play after the clash of knees on Monday night. Unfortunately for Martin there’s not much chance he will be returning this month as treatment begins soon. #offthelead #COYD

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

#SMITHBACKV2

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

INJURY UPDATE: After smiths injury today the knee swelled up to the size of the seahorses bollocks doesn’t look hopeful for next week. Martins ongoing back injury hasn’t seemed to get better seeing a specialist ASAP to get the player back on the pitch #offthelead #plzreturnlads

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

#GILBBACK #offthelead

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

6 years ago

After a tough match the boys walk away with a 8-7 loss. With excellent play from the whole team. Shoutouts to mason, Lewis, Higgins and the seahorse for quality performances shown today. Unfortunately smith came out worse in a 50/50 and it’s confirmed Martin won’t be returning

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

7 years ago

The boys want to dedicate this game to the dodgy man in the Range Rover we saw down the island on Saturday. Hopefully we meet again. #offthelead #nonce? #illtakeyouallon

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

7 years ago

Last game of the season today for the lads. Relegation certified. Shout out to all the fans. In tonight’s game there’s gonna be a big switch around. #offthelead #endgame

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

7 years ago

TEAM NEWS: As all the lads have gambling addictions manager Martin is keen to use that as an advantage. He’s implemented a new rule where a weekend acca must be placed if you want a place in the team #offthelead #whenthefunstopskeepgoingyoucunt

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

7 years ago

We would like to introduce our new cheerleader #offthelead #haveago

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TwoTree FC @TwoTreeFC

7 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Big possible transfer after manager Martin has been seen down the island with none other than recently released Adam Johnson. Looking to sign on a free as no other club wants him. #offthelead #imsurehedidntmeanit