turd pardo @TylerPoop
only dumb thoughts Los Angeles Joined October 2009-
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I forgot that this is what it's all about
Damn it was about a gorilla this whole time
Me: going out with the guys tonight, you and your friends should roll thru Her: idk maybe, are your friends cute? Me: yeah My friends:
Check on your friends who sing suddenly Seymour at karaoke
Me and the boys whenever we see a big dog
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The New York Yankees can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
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Mr. Met, in both name and form, has to be the laziest concept for a mascot there’s ever been
Honestly I’m kinda impressed Trump correctly used the word “concept”
There are two types of dudes in the chat
Thinking about all the peanuts I could have eaten that fell off every payday I’ve ever had
Vini Jr after the final whistle on Saturday
This is how I watch sports in my living room ever since I turned 34
I wish it was Forrest Gum because then we would have bubble gum shrimp restaurants instead
Every morning right when I wake up, I take a moment to thank god for another day and I ask it for an A24 Cal Worthington biopic
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Andrea Listenberger @andrea_ml
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ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
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animals going goblin ... @mischiefanimals
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