UMD Problems @UMDProblems
The University of Maryland from the prospective of every student. College Park live long and prosper. College Park duh Joined August 2011-
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Pretty sure it rains more in College Park than Seattle. #umdproblems
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Can the girl on her bed floating in the air come down then leave and literally never come back. #umdproblems
If I get one more UMD safety notice.. #umdproblems
You really fucked us here. "@presidentloh: Regretfully, #UMD was the victim of a computer security attack that yielded a data breach.”
Had me at $33!!! “@RJ__Bentleys: TONIGHT'S SPECIALS: $33 domestics bottles and rails, $4 fireball and Jim beam, and $4.25 rumple and stoli”
Wanna wait a week. “@presidentloh: The University of Maryland will be closed on Tuesday, January 21, 2014, due to the expected snow storm.”
Classes haven't started yet, Professors do not email me now... or ever. #umdproblems
Fuck the first Wednesday of every month. #umdproblems
The university needs to quit texting me, we are not friends. #umdproblems
Getting blasted with umdalerts all the time except when there are actual threats. #umdproblems
Going through stamp during lunch is exactly like going to feeding time at the zoo. #umdproblems
The artists we get for Art Attack couldn't be more dated. #umdproblems
Living solely off buffalo chicken wraps from the diner. #umdproblems
DOTS is just a part of one big conspiracy theory. #umdproblems
Classes need to be at least 50 minutes shorter. #umdproblems
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Crush ur Angst @Crush_vs_Angst
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PremierCashCarRental @PremierCCRental
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UMD Napping @UMDnapping
2 Followers 16 Following UMD students appreciate a good nap anytime anywhere. DM your own napping pics
Dan Eckstein @BigexDE55
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Mikeman @MyShoemanMike
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Joey Landgraf @jemiloey8
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The Maryland Oracle @MarylandOracle
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UMD Libraries @UMDLibraries
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Wallace D. Loh @presidentloh
46K Followers 141 Following Wallace D. Loh served as president of the University of Maryland, the State's flagship and land-grant institution, from 2010-2020.
Shop College Park @ShopCollegePark
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Fake Wallace Loh @FakeWallaceLoh
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The Diamondback @thedbk
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