Ugliest Portraits in History @UgliestHistory
Is it inbreeding? Is it an overpaid court painter? Is it both? Bringing you only the ugliest of historical portraits. Joined September 2019-
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Albert of the house of Hohenzollern, first Duke of Prussia and 37th Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights A very honest portrait
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Juan Francisco Leiva y de la Cerda, (February 2, 1604, Alcalá de Henares – March 27, 1678, Guadalajara, Spain), 5th Marquess of Adrada, 2nd Count of Baños and viceroy of New Spain Rocking that Disney villain look
Mikołaj Bazyli Potocki (ab. 1712 – 13 April 1782) Polish nobleman trying to figure out how to take cute selfies. Sorry Mikołaj, that's not a flattering angle
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The Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence with its reverse: Giving Drink to the Thirsty Master of the Acts of Mercy, Austrian, active c. 1465 (Met Museum) Just look at these faces.
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Morning surprise
Super creepy and sinister looking baby Jesus squeezing the life out of a poor goldfinch
Super creepy and sinister looking baby Jesus squeezing the life out of a poor goldfinch
Little-known fact: Karol Stanisław Radziwiłł is the ancestor of many of the residents of Innsmouth
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Going back to the office like
"Mum, can I have a diffrent haircut and clothes than my siblings?"
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Her hat doubles as a coffee filter.
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A young man with a wide-brimmed, a large collar around the neck and a saber. He points to his unfaithful lover who is standing in the distance with another man. Wenceslaus Hollar, 1646 (Rijksmuseum) Bit of a fashion disaster in that mix?
Frederick III of Denmark, 18 March 1609 – 9 February 1670 Yeah, of course you should give the creepy kid a rapier and a rifle. What could go wrong?
Pope Paul II would make a great Penguin in Batman Returns
Pope Paul II would make a great Penguin in Batman Returns
When you try to look cool in front of the girls and your ugly little brother ruins it as usual...
You can see that she always remembered to take her vitamins, sleep 8 hours and get some fresh air and sun for her complexion
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Will the real Rembrandt stand up! 😁
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José Sarmiento de Valladares, (May 1643 – September 10 1708) 1st Duke of Atrisco, viceroy of New Spain and by marriage Count of Moctezuma. His wife was a descendant of the last Aztec emperor. Good looking guy, love the way he parted his hair
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Luis Enríquez de Guzmán, (born c. 1605) 9th Count of Alba de Liste Respect the mustache
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