UndefinedBehavior @UndefinedBehav
Joined November 2018-
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White tech people cannot be silent in times like this #BlackLivesMatter
The 3 types of programmers.
I avoid macros like nothing else, so I've never encountered this. But this is so funny to see. godbolt.org/z/qy8Gr4
Hey, software lovelies. Since a long weekend is coming up soon. I have a request. What programming talk (any language, new or old) made you go "Holy shit, this is amazing!" Please post them here, please make my timeline drown in cool programming talks. (also RT is love)
The Ultimate C++ / CMake Quick Start! youtu.be/YbgH7yat-Jo This covers everything! CMake, sanitizers, clang-tidy, @conan_io , cmake-format, clang-format, cppcheck, @doxygen, ctest, catch, {fmt}, warnings... One simple to clone and get started with C++ baseline project
(this worked very well last time, so let's try again) Hey Programming Twitter I'm going to be speaking to impressionable youth in a couple of weeks What is your one big advice for software design (ie, patterns, architecture, algorithms) RT's are loved
(this worked very well last time, so let's try again) Hey Programming Twitter I'm going to be speaking to impressionable youth in a couple of weeks What is your one big advice for software design (ie, patterns, architecture, algorithms) RT's are loved
Item 45: Add `using namespace std` to your headers, to save your users from having to repeatedly type it. #cplusplus #cpp #affectivecpp
Protip: If you're stuck on a coding issue, sleep on it. That way when you wake up and try to fix it and it's still broken, at least you got some sleep.
Item 44: To improve compile times, delete all your tests once your code is fully working. #cplusplus #cpp #affectivecpp (Thanks @vzverovich / @_Yulivee_ / @stilescrisis)
- Where were you? - I was in a loop - What happened? - I was in a loop - Oh, I see - I was in a loop
What is your favorite C++ feature? Examples with subtle undefined behaviors only?
I'd tell you all about the time I had an awful bug from overflowing a 64bit int, but it's a long long story;
On teaching someone about computers. Me: "Ok so to build a 64 bit version you type x64 here" Person: "Ok makes sense" M: "And to build a 32 bit version you type x86" P: "..." M: "The name is from the old Intel 8086 processor" P: "So that was 32 bit?" M: "No, 16 bit" P: "..."
Ну ладно, давайте откроем неиссякаемый источник безумия: (Я в процессе такие восхитительные вещи понаходил) Один лайк — один пример UB на C++!
@UndefinedBehav "Nasal daemons"
"It works on my computer"
programmers tend to read essays until they getting to the first line they disagree with and then tweet about it, like a compiler
Undefined behavior containment circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 candle off by 🔥 🕯 one error 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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