Not David Cook @UnrealDavidCook
WWUDT -- What Would Unreal David Tweet? Loose in the Twitterverse Joined June 2009-
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Thanks for all the unreal birthday wishes -- the one that was tweeted and the others that were, presumably, expressed in your heart. :)
I'm thankful for each of my followers ... and that Twitter doesn't charge for inactivity. :) Happy Thanksgiving, all!
My resolution is just to be the best me I can be. If that fails, perhaps I'll become the best Unreal *you* I can be. Happy New Year, all!
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for each one of you. Even those who'll drop me when they get this & think "Why am I still following *him*?"
Hey, today's National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day! Not that I'm directing that comment toward any person(s) in particular. No sirree.
(My last tweet was in honor of Carson's birthday today, not because I'm dressing as an exploding sheep for Halloween. That's Dubs' costume.)
To quote Johnny Carson, as Carnac the Magnificent: "Sis boom bah. Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes."
@Shanna4Real Thanks! ... Hang on, *why* is it good there's only 1 of me? And I just noticed that you're Shanna4Real, not Shanna4Unreal. Hmm.
@WickedMustard You eat a lot of donuts alone, don't you? You're a sad, sad condiment.
@NVgoldrush12 Well said. Yes -- no dunk driving. Also, don't open your mouth to show your friends half-chewed-up donuts. That's just gross.
@WickedMustard And no to the "chocolate mustard" idea. That'd be like chocolate poison, chocolate evil, chocolate vomit. No offense.
@WickedMustard Ah, so *you're* the bearer of bad doughnuts. I *thought* the "Love Me!" message in the frosting seemed overly needy.
A special thanks to whoever left me a free doughnut this morning. For future reference, I prefer mine filled with chocolate, not mustard.
Happy National Doughnut Day, everyone! Celebrate responsibly!
RT @allsingalong whatever happened to @UnrealDavidCook? // I've been running around, hating mustard, doing acts of derring-do. The usual.
I've had Toto stuck in my head all day. The band, not the dog. ... Wait -- now the dog's in there, too.
So far this "Idol" season, I think I'm a Lee DeWyze guy. Partly because I like saying "DeWyze Guys."
I'm looking into instruments that are more travel-friendly. Maybe a dehydrated ukulele -- just add water!
Happy V-Day! Sorry I've been quiet lately -- on Groundhog Day, I didn't see my shadow OR my reflection, so I've been busy figuring that out.
@cyngile Then I shall give Dublin all the Jack he desires! Daniels, Sparrow, -in-the-Box, Monterey, Nicholson, Sprat. ... Especially Sprat.
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