Upper Middle Class @UpperMiddleAss

Due to the struggling economy I no longer have a trust fund:( but I do still have Mommy and Daddy's credit card and our Condo in Monte Carlo! #uppermiddleclass My Parent's Condo in France Joined December 2011

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Upper Middle Class @UpperMiddleAss

12 years ago

My iPhone dies after like 4 hours now. #uppermiddleclass #problems

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12 years ago

Please follow @TheBSReporters for sports and political opinions and satire Thanks

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Upper Middle Class @UpperMiddleAss

13 years ago

I hate when people favorite funny shit that I say. The world needs to see. #umc

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Upper Middle Class @UpperMiddleAss

13 years ago

Tired out people saying "turnt up" like they even know what that is. #umc

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13 years ago

South Florida was made for me

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13 years ago

Just woke up #UMC

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14 years ago

Just spent 120$ at the bar #UMC

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14 years ago

Mom. I still have a year of college left...you CAN'T cut me off. #sometimesyougottaputyourfootdown

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14 years ago

If you dont have a date on valentines day youre clearly not wealthy enough....

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14 years ago

The cashier just told me her friend got pregnant from the condoms I just bought. I said, "woman, if my condom breaks ill buy plan B" #umc

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14 years ago

Is there anything more #uppermiddleclass than golf? I dare you to think of ANYTHING that is on its level. #StillInMonteCarlo #BeHomeSoon

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14 years ago

I just saw a guy driving a 2005 Honda Civic... Gross #Peasant

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14 years ago

I'm tired of this SOPA drama. #uppermiddleclass people know of this system called PROXIES. Keeps our freedom

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14 years ago

#IWouldDoAnythingFor my condo in Monte Carlo to finally be fixed

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14 years ago

#ILostRespectForYouWhen you refuse to buy somthing because it is "not on sale".

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14 years ago

#whenwomangetmad its best to just stay far far away

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14 years ago

Hangovers transcend all social classes

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14 years ago

Saw I spent 212$ at a Bar last night #CheapNight

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14 years ago

Whose up first in the #superdraft ? Cowlumbus?

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14 years ago

Watching the #Superdraft on ESPN hoping NY and LA are the big winners #UppermiddleclassCities

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