Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

Hyperliterate Care Bear/Edward Gorey crossbreed. Your intrepid narrator of @knowtheatre and also @CincyFringe (my opinions are not theirs). Ohio Joined February 2011

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

In my era where “doing drugs and chilling” just means Advil and ice packs. Which is to say my solo show is going GREAT; you’ve got two chances left to catch what audiences are calling “a medically inadvisable quantity of Liz.”

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

In January of 2020 I bought a ticket to see Much Ado at @stratfest. I finally got to use that ticket tonight and, on god, it was worth every single heartbeat of the wait. (And now I’m crying in my car, like one does.)

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

Delighted to see that the corrupt @CityOfCincy weasels are up to their usual nonsense of sabotaging their parking app so they can ticket us. Great job on the dystopia, guys!

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

My Hebrew is rusty but I THINK it means Camel of God. Meanwhile, the name Ariel definitely means Lion of God.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

I was working as a dorm parent when there was a lice outbreak. I asked the school nurse to check me for them and she said “okay but you’re probably too old and your skin is too tough for them to want you.” (I was 28.) Like, did my mom put you up to this or —

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

It’s one banana, Michael! What could it cost, a hundred thousand dollars?

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

I’m not particularly good at Hebrew but fuck, I love it so much.

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2 years ago

I’m not particularly good at Hebrew but fuck, I love it so much.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

Hey @BroadwayInCincy — understudies and swings are the backbone of our industry and it would be great if you acknowledged them when they went onstage. Kudos to the @hadestown swings, who are CRUSHING IT up there.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

It's going to be AMAAAAAAZIIIIING and I can feel the sleep deprivation behind my eyes already.

knowtheatre @knowtheatre

2 years ago

It's going to be AMAAAAAAZIIIIING and I can feel the sleep deprivation behind my eyes already.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

Passover begins next week, which means it’s time for me to be on my annual “going to Seder in your jammies fulfills the same purpose as leaning and is better for your spine” bullshit.

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9 years ago

js bach runs the gamut of human expression from 'i'm being eaten by a knitting machine' to 'look at all these galaxies'

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

It is shocking and it’s because we, the people with accounts, aren’t Meta’s customers. We’re the product. The people who buy data are the customers. I realize this makes me sound kind of tinfoil-hat bonkers, but I use social media professionally and it’s the truth.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

I am not. It’s my money, and I love putting it in the hands of my fellow workers. Can’t imagine a better way to spend it, really.

Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited

2 years ago

I am not. It’s my money, and I love putting it in the hands of my fellow workers. Can’t imagine a better way to spend it, really.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

2 years ago

My heart played the opening riff before I even clicked “play.”

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3 years ago

My heart played the opening riff before I even clicked “play.”

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

3 years ago

This is not what the bill is about at all. It restricts sex ed to sixth grade and up, and enshrines trans-exclusionary rhetoric in education. Reporting like this whips up easily-discredited fury in the left while continuing to look away from escalating transphobia. Inexcusable.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

3 years ago

WORTH IT

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WORTH IT

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

3 years ago

I could live without artichokes and honeydew can go fuck itself.

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3 years ago

I could live without artichokes and honeydew can go fuck itself.

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Liz Carman 🐀 @UppityBroad

3 years ago

ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

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The History of American Food @THoAFood

3 years ago

Hold the phone - there was this exposé showing that children were working illegally under horrid conditions… So they dont fix the unsafe conditions, instead they make said conditions - LEGAL.