Uppity kamba @Uppitykamba
Hi😇 Joined May 2022-
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I know my father sees my call and thinks what does my pretty conwoman want🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry I didn’t text back, I had writers block
If you don’t crave this don’t talk to me about back problems
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things
subtracting people off my body count
Cardinal rule for noodles: hakuna cha tomatoes
“There’s nothing in my gut”… who said that?
4th time in 2 months I’m buying a cable for my phone. They keep telling me it’s original and I keep removing 2500. Nairobi is full of liars. Can someone pls tell me where I can get an original one?
Paid for monthly maintenance, rent, paid for gas, bought power, only to realize bulbs zangu zimechomeka zote, suddenly I don't want to buy bulbs.... Ju hizo no vitu gani
Is kayak the only palindrome where the object it describes also looks the same backwards?
"Uliza huyu ametoka shule juzi"😭
The older I grow as a woman, the more I'm learning to consider the concept of marriage as a strategic decision rather than a solely emotional one.
He's really arguing with AI
i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate
i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate
I’m no expert at politics, but Farouk Kibet was better off staying quiet. Back then, folks imagined he was some enigmatic, power broker calling the shots. Then he started running mouth, and it’s evident that he is just another raggedy, goofy azz, clueless bozo the clown 🤡😂😂
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise
Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.
Honestly the only number that 3 really “owns” is 9. 6 is its own thing, 4 takes 12, 15 is clearly 5 territory, 18 & 24 are in the 6 family, 21 is embedded in 7’s lore, 27 only reminds me of 9 and 30 is obviously a 10 multiple.
@thoka_2 One is a color and the other is a colour. Hope this clears it up for you.
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