Uris Elevator Gossip @UrisElevator
Things heard/seen in and around the Uris elevators at Columbia Business School. Brought to you by Follies. facebook.com/CBSFollies?fre… Uris Hall Joined February 2013-
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#1: Colgate has many different product areas, but what they really do well is oral.
#1: I'm doing Advanced Digression Analysis at lunch, where I sit in the library and distract you from whatever you're doing.
#1: Check the rhyme I thought up in my emerging markets class: Chickity china, the Chinese chicken/means soy production in Brazil is kickin
#1: Someone made a great value stick joke in strategy today. #2: My Willingness To Hear It just bottomed out.
#1: In my gratitude journal, I'm going to write "I'm grateful that I'm hot."
Professor: What's an innovation? Student: It makes things more efficient, like the Gin Mill... I mean, cotton gin.
Who wants "sushi" from THIS guy?!?!
1: Ugh, prospectives, always raising their hands. 2: Yeah, it's like they care about class, but only until they get here.
1: Man, trying to get participation credit in Singh's class is a minefield. 2: Yeah, wish I could slip the TA a 50 and peace every time.
1: I saw the definition of "tragedy" just now.
1: I'm going to be the first Asian rapper. 2: have you started writing yet? 1: no, but I'll get around to it
#1: "The three best things about being a professor are June, July and August"
1: I've heard the term "golden balls" like 80 times today. 2: And it's not even noon yet! 3: #whycbs am I right?
1: A 10 year-old asked me what business school was. By the time I finished trying to explain, we were both more confused than before.
1: I spent class figuring out how much my bathroom breaks cost in terms of wasted tuition.
1: Gatorade from a can? What, do you shop at Kmart now?
1: I've been on this elevator for half an hour, listening for things to tweet. 2: That's creepy. You'd better not use this conversation.
The dooman cometh! Seen near the Uris Elevator.
Professor: "5 years ago, I'd say, '#Yelp? What is that? Why are you swearing at me?'"
1: ...and then it AUTOMATICALLY detected my resource constraints! 2: sounds like someone's got a bit of an #excel boner
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