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The heart is a raw, illogical section of the mind to which reason is unknown. But it's also where the passion resides that drives us. A river in Egypt Joined February 2013

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a day ago

No matter how bad your day was at work, you’re not Nancy Pelosi’s gynecologist.

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5 months ago

Well my next door neighbor got arrested for growing weed. I guess my property line isn't where l thought it was!

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🗡️🛡️Sir Rickster🛡️🗡️ @Rickster_75

2 years ago

Jason Aldean new single! Go Woke Go Broke.

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2 years ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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3 years ago

Giselle sent Tom some Dick pics.

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4 years ago

My Meyers Briggs profile is IDGAF

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4 years ago

99.97% of people claiming a religious exemption can’t tell holy water from Firewater based solely on taste; they’ll both burn going down.

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4 years ago

If you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed you’re probably the hoe.

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4 years ago

Joe Biden is really Christopher Walken, without the funny voice.

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5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS Democrats trade jackass for likeness of Hope Hicks as official mascot.

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5 years ago

You do you.... also known as masturbation

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5 years ago

If your last name is Muff and you don’t own a dive shop, we can’t be friends.

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5 years ago

What came first, underwear or zippers?

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5 years ago

It’s not the size of the ship in the sea, It’s not the motion of the ocean. It’s about a captain, Skilled enough to keep the ship in port While everyone gets off.